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Looking forward to another year of crushing reality and unfulfilled dreams.

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What idiot called it Catfishing your Tinder Contacts and not Playing With Matches?

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The cashier said, “Have a good day,” but she doesn’t mean it.

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Ah yes, my abandonment issues due to all the abandonment.

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Saying “Hmmmm” when my boss walks in so he knows I’m thinking about stuff.

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“Overdressed” is a social construct created by hating girls.

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“I asked ChatGPT”. I confided in Amazon. I confessed to McDonald’s. I have an inside joke with Exxon Mobil.

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Have I made bad decisions when I was drunk? Sure. But have the sober ones been any better? Not really.

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In my 20s: Jingle all the way. In my 40s: Jingle til around ten.

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Womansplaining is when a woman tries to explain to you what you’re thinking/feeling, and is just totally 100% wrong.

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What is that job called where you put the little stickers on fruit? I think I would be good at that.

Trending via Reddit:

Damn, girl, are you Black Friday? Because I’m wondering what your bloody deal is.

Going viral on Slack:

I march to the beat of my own dumb.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Sometimes our greatest achievement in life is being able to survive our own thoughts.

Spotted on Facebook:

The problem with rich people is that I am not one.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Car naps hit different, especially when you are the one driving.

Trending via Facebook:

Apparently, throwing the remote against the wall didn’t help recharging the batteries.

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Life is like a helicopter. I don’t know how to operate a helicopter.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Pregnancy is crazy. You really come home with someone you don’t know, with no teeth.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

You’re really hot. Wanna share microplastics?

Contrary to what we currently believe, we don’t choose afternoon naps. Afternoon naps choose us.

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Contrary to what we currently believe, we don’t choose afternoon naps. Afternoon naps choose us.

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"Ah, the mysterious allure of the afternoon nap 🛌💤 It's like a siren song that beckons us into the land of sweet slumber, whether we intended to go there or not. Resistance is futile when the nap gods have spoken! 😂 #NapLife"

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Obsessed with how Siri just doesn’t work at all, ever.

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They should invent weekends that are long-lasting.

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No one is shocked when a defibrillator doesn’t work.

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Next time I lose my mind I swear I’m not even going to look for it any more.

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Girls be like, “I know a spot,” then sacrifice you under the full moon.

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When I worked as a restaurant critic, I wrote under a nom nom nom de plume.

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I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.

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When I like a woman, I start to gather gifts for her like a squirrel hoarding nuts.

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Me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead.

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Flex on your kids by asking “are we there yet?” before they do.

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Live now on Reddit:

If the math problems are too difficult for me, I post them online and write: “Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem.”

Making waves on Twitch:

I wish I could have a kid just to see what it looks like… and then put it back.

Freshly posted on X:

Met my soulmate again today: mashed potatoes and gravy.

Shared recently on Instagram:

The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, I’m not helping.”

Seen just now on Snapchat:

By the time someone says, ‘To make a long story short,’ it’s too late.

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This flight is so long, I don’t know where I’m going anymore. I just live here now. Even the crying baby gave up.

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I used to be a person who couldn’t easily fall asleep, then I got divorced and now I sleep like a baby. Probably unrelated.

Just landed via Instagram:

If you really think about it, extraordinary isn’t that great. It’s just an extra helping of ordinary.

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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I took a pole and found that 100% of people in the tent were angry.

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