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Fall fashion: where we all transform into stylish, toasty marshmallows!

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I think we should all try to spend more time online. It seems to be helping society.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

Had the bed all to myself last night, so you know what that means… I slept in a slightly different spot, and now my neck feels weird.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

Someone called me strict today, and that means a lot to me because I’m a recovering people pleaser.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

How dare this person in traffic hold me up for seconds on the way to a place that doesn’t require my immediate presence?

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

Having to confirm your past purchases over the phone with your bank’s fraud department is a truly harrowing moment of self-examination for chronic little treat buyers.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

Some people’s high horses are actually donkeys.

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Just blocked someone for correcting my spelling and it feelded great.

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My wife has a weird habit of starting conversations by saying, “Are you even listening to me?”

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Roadtripping with my family has taught me that my marriage can withstand anything except roadtripping with my family.

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Dec 27, 2025

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Breaking via Discord:

Ordered a coffee, and the barista said, “Anything else?” and I almost said, “Stability.”

Going viral on Instagram:

‘Tis the season to wrap objects in colorful paper with the fine motor skills of a T-Rex.

Seen just now on Threads:

Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying.

Spotted on Discord:

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not dying, it’s just Thursday.

Breaking via Threads:

People who lie all the time really think that we don’t know.

Going viral on Snapchat:

No one flirts better than a guy who’s not interested in you.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Fall fashion: where we all transform into stylish, toasty marshmallows!

Going viral on Slack:

ALF is what happens when you are high on drugs in the 80s.

Going viral on Facebook:

My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Where do cicadas go when they’re not screaming? I’d like to go there and scream.

Contrary to what we currently believe, we don’t choose afternoon naps. Afternoon naps choose us.

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Contrary to what we currently believe, we don’t choose afternoon naps. Afternoon naps choose us.

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"Ah, the mysterious allure of the afternoon nap 🛌💤 It's like a siren song that beckons us into the land of sweet slumber, whether we intended to go there or not. Resistance is futile when the nap gods have spoken! 😂 #NapLife"

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The true horror genre: my old Facebook statuses.

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3 months ago

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I changed my password to ‘incorrect’ so whenever I forget it, the computer tells me it’s incorrect, and I’m like, ‘Wow, you didn’t have to be so rude about it.’

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5 months ago

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How old were you when you found out people in porn aren’t actually in love?

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2 months ago

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Without freedom of speech we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

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2 months ago

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I think during winter we should also get to work less hours in a day, just like the sun.

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2 months ago

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The fine art of sticking my nose where it doesn’t belong.

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5 months ago

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16 shares on Reddit this month:

Underrated life skill: only doing what feels genuinely right and letting everything else go.

29 shares on Slack this month:

I accidentally used my dog’s shampoo today, and now I’m feeling like such a good girl.

89 shares on Reddit this month:

Spotify wrapped is like my annual mental health report and it’s getting worse by each passing year.

69 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Got my dog microchipped, so if he runs away, I can just press a button, and he’ll explode.

99 shares on YouTube this month:

I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas.

36 shares on WeChat this month:

Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.

57 shares on Twitch this month:

Going to ask seven friends for advice and then execute my original plan.

79 shares on Threads this month:

There should be a calorie refund for food that didn’t taste as good as you expected.

80 shares on Slack this month:

You’re all badass until that dust bunny in the corner is a real spider.

62 shares on Twitch this month:

If you take a social media sabbatical, don’t announce it. Just make your last post something fun like “I wonder if there’s a bear in this cave?”

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Don’t ever let your computer feel that you’re in a hurry, cause they’re gonna slow down more.

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Seems like the ‘how to use a fire extinguisher’ video on YouTube shouldn’t have a 30-second ad before it.

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Kid, I have jeans older than you.

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Study so hard until Dior is like Shein to you.

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Scams used to be like “free money!” and now they’re like “hello, we have a job for you”, which seems to be a bad sign.

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It’s Friday. Rules don’t apply.

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My fridge has brought more light into my life than most people.

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It’s not my job to tell people where they’re failing in life. It’s just a hobby.

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Weirdos gonna weird.

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If someone asks you: ‘Why are you single, don’t you like people?’, answer: ‘Why aren’t you a millionaire, don’t you like money?’

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

Dear unsuccessful applicant, we ultimately decided to split the role between existing staff without paying any of them extra.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

My age is news to me every single time I remember.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has downloaded:

How is rent for 28 days the same amount as for 31 days? Where is my change?

Someone from 🇬🇶 has viewed:

My wife is pretty excited about going away this weekend so I’m not sure she knows I’m coming with her.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

I’m like if a birthday card with no money inside was a person.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

Diet tip: Your pants can’t get too tight if you never wear any.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has viewed:

When the grocery store moves the aisles around, you should be able to call the cops.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

If you want to complain about my driving at least calm down and get off my hood first.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

Forgetting how to clean the dishes and shooting them with a gun.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Twitch:

All this overthinking, and I still make the worst decisions.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

My grandad fought Germans on the beaches of Normandy. This was last summer and it was very embarrassing.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Why can’t Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I’m trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth.

Breaking via Reddit:

The first pyramid scheme was when the Egyptians took credit for the pyramids that were clearly built by aliens.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I don’t understand baby oil. What are we greasing up all those babies for?

Shared recently on YouTube:

If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

It’s almost impossible to talk to a girl without flirting with her.

Breaking via Snapchat:

I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

In search of someone who loves me as much as I love my snooze button.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I don’t even check my bank account no more. I just swipe my card and if it’s god’s will, money will be debited.

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