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Customers will say shit like, “Uhh, it’s asking me to remove my card?”

Customers will say shit like, “Uhh, it’s asking me to remove my card?”

Commentary:
Sounds like the ultimate escape room challenge: Remove the card without disturbing the machine! 🕵️‍♂️💳😅

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged asking, card, confusion, customer, customers, humor, me, payment, say, shit on Oct 1, 2025 by slickboy.

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