Customers will say shit like, “Uhh, it’s asking me to remove my card?” Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like the ultimate escape room challenge: Remove the card without disturbing the machine! 🕵️♂️💳😅 Related Funny Posts 🤝 I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”. Every retail employee should get to hit one customer a year and there is no way for customers to tell if they’ve used it yet. Fake laughing with customers is actually a job skill. I’m about to start telling people, “As long as that makes sense to you,” when they say shit that doesn’t make sense to me. I have never seen an alcohol company using a drunk person for any advertising, are they ashamed of their customers?