Customers will say shit like, “Uhh, it’s asking me to remove my card?” Commentary:Sounds like the ultimate escape room challenge: Remove the card without disturbing the machine! 🕵️♂️💳😅 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The magician told me to “Pick a card! Any card!” So I took his Visa. It’s exciting to receive a Valentine’s Day card and not know who it’s from. A Father’s Day card, not so much. A credit card is kind of like a gift card to every store. Every retail employee should get to hit one customer a year and there is no way for customers to tell if they’ve used it yet. Fake laughing with customers is actually a job skill.