Dates are weird, like, okay I guess I’ll dress up for my romantic interview. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppDates are weird, like, okay I guess I’ll dress up for my romantic interview. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I don’t dress for women. I don’t dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly. Reverse cowgirl because first dates are awkward. In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.” The unemployed urge to say I love you during a job interview. Job interview: Where do you see yourself in five years? Me: Hopefully on a sabbatical.