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I don’t text. I will contact you telepathically.

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I don’t always have time to fold laundry, but when I do, I don’t.

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Whenever my Mother-in-Law’s stories end with “And I turned out OK” I’m looking around like who’s gonna tell her.

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You cannot trust me at a zoo because I’ll release the animals.

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Nicole Kidman being in a film called Babygirl is actually perfect cause it’s like another version of her last name.

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Getting old would be so fun if you didn’t wake up each morning with neck pain that suggests you slept hanging upside down like a bat.

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Social media needs to crash for like a year so everybody can snap back into reality.

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Remember, if you start with, “It’s crazy to think…” you can say whatever you want.

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Some people are like “I’m a people pleaser,” and not a single person is pleased with them.

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I start off my mornings with coffee and low expectations.