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Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

This meeting could have been a push down the stairs.

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Having a crush on someone is just having a lack of information on someone.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

Funny that all this nonsense just stayed in people’s heads before Twitter came along.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

Sucks how every girl I’m interested in is either taken or has good taste in men.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

I would prefer not to.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

Don’t worry password, I’m insecure too.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has viewed:

Hotel towels are always the worst. So thick and fluffy that I can’t even close my suitcase.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, tequila or sex then I’m out of advice.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

Yoda, seeing himself in 4K: HDMI

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Making waves on Messenger:

I thought there was a spider on the rug but it was just yarn. It’s dead yarn now though.

Just shared via TikTok:

My kids didn’t follow me into the bathroom so now I’m scared to leave and find out what they got into instead.

Reported on Messenger:

So apparently they don’t count as sit-ups if you’re just trying to get out of bed.

Just landed via Messenger:

I was going to do some yoga today, but had a donut instead.

Freshly posted on X:

Why aren’t we using these t-shirt cannons for burritos?

Trending via YouTube:

Don’t tell me that everything was better in the past. I was there.

Seen just now on Discord:

Called in telepathically this morning, so they know I’m thinking of them.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

I deserve a treat when I have a bad week, but I also deserve a treat when I have a good week. I simply always deserve treats.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

It sucks that crazy people ruined wearing tinfoil hats for those of us that just did it for fashion purposes.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

At some point, I need to admit my ‘guilty pleasure’ music taste is just my music taste now.

Deleting tweets like a writer who burns his manuscripts.

5 months ago

Deleting tweets like a writer who burns his manuscripts.

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Commentary:
"Deleting tweets with the same level of dramatic flair as a writer setting fire to their unpublished works – a digital bonfire of regret and reconsideration."

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Response

SolarFluff49

Feb 25, 2025

“Haha, this post literally hit the bull’s eye! Now Twitter is the new bonfire where we burn the evidence of our writing fiasco. Good thing these ashes don’t stick around, right?🔥😉 #DigitalErasers”

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Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

Brains are funny. I can remember every word to a song I haven’t heard in 20 years, but I’ve got no clue what my email password is.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

I replaced my old flat pillow that hurt my neck with a new fat fluffy pillow that hurts my neck.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

Me waking up: wow, I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

I don’t freak out until I see the Buddhists freaking out.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

Cleaned the bathroom window. Wasn’t frosted glass at all.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

I hate it when I go to hug someone sexy and hit my head on the mirror.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

It’s not even a crush. it’s just unsupervised hope.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

Why would I go to my high school reunion? I didn’t want to be there the first time.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

We’re all in the billionaire submarine now.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via YouTube:

When I say “I hate drama”, I mean I hate being involved in drama. Other people’s drama? Big fan!

Shared recently on WeChat:

If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly. Because communication is key.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Work for a living? In this economy?

Spotted on LinkedIn:

There is a house I drive by most days and I can never tell if they are having a yard sale or that is just how they live.

Just landed via Facebook:

There’s a special place in hell for people like you (next to me).

Just shared via Facebook:

I hate lying to my parents but it’s for their own good.

Going viral on Threads:

Bottle of Worcestershire sauce tipped over in my fridge. The mess is unpronounceable.

Live now on Threads:

Hey! Sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave.

Reported on Discord:

Deleting the paragraph you wrote and texting back “ok” is a different type of self-control.

Spotted on Telegram:

Welcome to the internet, where people are confidently wrong all the time.

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