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Men need women, women need men. The end.

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If Spotify has taught me anything, it’s that I don’t know the correct lyrics to any of my favorite songs.

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“I’m still young”, I tell myself, as my knees make popping noises while standing up.

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Thinking of starting a religion around cheese.

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People who like sweet potato fries can’t be taken seriously and deserve shame and ridicule.

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15 shares on Twitch this month:

Spotify Wrapped has a special talent for pulling up an artist I’ve literally never heard of and telling me I actually listen to them 2,000 times per day.

97 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I don’t argue with my kids anymore. I just vacuum every surface of the living room while they’re trying to watch TV.

98 shares on Twitch this month:

I like listening to music in languages I don’t speak because sometimes I just don’t wanna know what anybody is talking about.

32 shares on Discord this month:

Getting older is sexy. You moan more.

20 shares on Messenger this month:

“It’s not that deep.” Of course it’s not. With a shallow mind like yours, nothing ever is.

60 shares on X this month:

When someone asks why you don’t have kids just say “dingoes”.

84 shares on Slack this month:

“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked my mom.

76 shares on Facebook this month:

I bet being full feels so good for the moon.

64 shares on Messenger this month:

66 shares on Facebook this month:

Social media is proof that even mental hospitals have WiFi.

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A gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose guardian.

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There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

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That “never again” talk with yourself after a certain experience is always funny.

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When your name is Jenn, people think it’s short for Jennifer, but it’s really short for Jennatalia.

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Husband said he only wants to allow our kids to watch Looney Tunes and nothing else because of the “moral lessons”.

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Your brain needs exercise just as much as your body does. That’s why I think of running everyday.

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Toothpaste sure knows how to ruin whatever you’re drinking.

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I grew up in a really small town. The closest thing we had to food delivery was someone egging your house.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

I wasn’t feeling well so I googled my symptoms. I either have allergies or I died two days ago.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

Anime characters are always like “But you didn’t know about my eye,” and then they activate their mode.

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Spotted on Threads:

Strangers vomiting their beliefs all over you every day is not good for the soul.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I tried to scream into the abyss today but got a busy signal.

Trending via Slack:

Life would be so much easier if you could push a button that makes dickheads fall through a trap door in the floor.

Making waves on Twitch:

A gambler is only called an addict when he loses.

Seen just now on YouTube:

It’s all fun and games until it’s 10 p.m., you’re all cozy in bed, and you remember you still have laundry in the washer.

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My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they don’t read it fast enough.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I’m a people pleaser, unless you don’t like that. Then I’m not.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

A perfect metaphor for my life would be “Someone trying to stand up in a hammock.”

Seen just now on Threads:

Dear ads, I have the buying power of a Victorian milkmaid.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Yes, liquor store clerk, I do need help. But I decided to come here instead.

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