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"Dentist appointments feel like a strange blind date – except instead of a romantic dinner, it's a root canal 😬🦷 Let's hope they don't find any skeletons in your closet… I mean, your mouth! 😂"

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The introvert urge to leave a social event without saying goodbye to anyone.

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You should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your wife enough.

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Holding this fart in feels like I’m pregnant with a dinosaur.

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That awkward moment when someone you hate is breathing.

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The concept of warding off vampires with crosses is so interesting to me. I wonder if it applies to any other religion or if they’re allergic to just Catholicism.

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Nurse: “This may hurt.” Me: “My life hasn’t been much fun either.”

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I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you every day.

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I learned Morse code, and then I couldn’t sleep because the rain kept telling me to go fuck myself.

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You have 8 hours remaining to create shareholder value.

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Heyyyyyy (with the worst of intentions).

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The pointless tidy-up before a play date.

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You ever look at yourself on the self-checkout camera and think, “wow, I better write my will.”

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I don’t really care how you met your partner. Tell me about how you met your nemesis.

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Love low-hanging fruit. Easiest kind to obtain, in my opinion.

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You can’t hurt my feelings, I used to bring my dad the wrong tools.

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It’s almost time to put winter tires on the struggle bus.

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Caught my husband staring at me again. He’s probably weighing his pros and cons.

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I’ve walked the walk, but nowadays I just sit the sit.

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“Thanks for your payment!” Shut up. I paid that bill against my will.

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If there’s ever an alien invasion, I hope it doesn’t start while I’m asleep. I hate being woken up before my alarm.

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I have no prime. I will evolve till I die.

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Today’s kids don’t even get chicken pox anymore, they go straight to STDs.

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Nighty night! Don’t let the horror of existence bite.

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Gardeners are the only people who willingly go outside to get dirty, sweaty, bitten, and sunburned… and call it “relaxing”.

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Roses are red, I’m staying in bed. I’ve made no plans, besides pretending I’m dead.

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I pray this boy wins in life. I wanna see him on top of me.

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I’m just a crazy person looking for a crazy person who finds me completely normal.

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I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol.

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Objection your honor, if the prosecutor doesn’t have anything nice to say then he shouldn’t say anything at all.

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Dentist appointments are so weird. “Hi, nice to meet you, could you root around in my mouth for a bit?”

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