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First date idea: unlock and switch phones with the other person for exactly two minutes and if no one is horrified then the date continues.

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My workout is reading in bed until my arms hurt.

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Most of my job is making things idiot proof, but they keep making better idiots.

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What base is it when he says, “I know you need it badly,” but he’s talking about sleep?

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Monday: The only day when you can wear the same outfit from the day before without anyone noticing.

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Hey boy, are you the sun? Because you were a big part of my life this summer but now I feel like I never see you.

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Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter returning home with the hat and gloves she wore to school this morning.

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Sometimes I rock it as a parent, other times I drop my phone on my sleeping child while taking a picture of it. It’s called balance.

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“You’re so chill.” Thanks, I gave up.

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The world needs to chill out. There’s no way future history teachers can cram all this nonsense into a semester.