Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

I actually think my version of the lyrics makes more sense.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

God saw you do that.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

If you buy something with a lifetime warranty and it breaks, the manufacturer will send a hitman to your house.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

Turns out “V for Vendetta” is not an educational movie and it won’t teach your kids the alphabet.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

I think airplanes would be way cooler if the wings flapped like a bird.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

The sole purpose of your child’s middle name… is so they know when they’re really in trouble.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

My Mom asks why everything is on the floor, like she never heard of gravity.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

You say “multitask” like it’s a good thing.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

Not today, Satan, but next week works.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

I hate when I have dreams about work. I’m not getting paid to interact with these people on my time off!