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I wish I could be as excited about being awake as my dog is about me being awake.

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, so make sure you tell bad people they’re bad.

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No, I don’t like nature. I can’t respect anything that would so flippantly turn dinosaurs into birds.

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Light is faster than sound. That’s why people seem so bright until you hear them talk.

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Humanity doesn’t deserve a new year, look at the mess they made of the last one.

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At this point, Tom Cruise is a stuntman who does his own acting.

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Are cassette tapes considered classical music yet?

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On a scale of quack to quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack, what do you think of my duck-based numbering system?

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Autumn is when men run around like it’s summer and women like it’s winter.

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My life is constantly oscillating between “must save money” and “you only live once”.