Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh no, it’s a cop”?

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The end of Twitter is taking forever. Did Tolkien write this?

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I’m letting go of all earthly attachment — exactly like Buddha, except for the things I like and want.

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I can’t wait til I have hearing aids, so I can just turn them off when I’m tired of hearing everyone.

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My ex said I had commitment issues but this giant jar of Nutella says otherwise.

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Therapy isn’t about being “fixed.” It’s about being your therapist’s favorite patient.

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“Twister 3” should be told from a cow’s POV.

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Met my soulmate again today: mashed potatoes and gravy.

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I don’t want to stand, Apple Watch. You stand.

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A real smart TV would increase the volume when you start eating chips.

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Please don’t leave me to my own devices. They’re all out of batteries.