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Ah, the good ol' days of family computing – where sibling squabbles and parental patience were put to the test over who got to use the PC next! 💻👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 It was a time when we learned the art of negotiation and compromise, all while navigating the treacherous waters of dial-up internet. Good times, good times! 😄 #ThrowbackThursday #FamilyTechWars

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When you’re talking to someone and you can tell they’re trying out a new word.

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The way some people hold their cell phone to make a call, I always think they’re trying to take a bite out of a sandwich.

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Ever read something so magnificently stupid that you have to just stare into space for a little while and reconcile with your brain for having been subjected to it?

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Changing my passwords regularly has certainly helped protect my accounts. Against me.

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Until I open the wrapper and look inside it’s Schrödinger’s Kit Kat.

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Holding back your sarcastic replies takes a lot of inner strength.

I’m ready to try another planet.

Teaching myself ukulele! Neighbor keeping the beat on my wall!

The most annoying child in our house is that of my mother-in-law.

Do you think working at Pizza Hut would help you get a job at Sunglass Hut? You know, with all that hut experience?

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American Feng Shui is when the grill doesn’t wobble.

“You don’t look 40.” How am I supposed to look?

If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.

I’m about to start telling people, “As long as that makes sense to you,” when they say shit that doesn’t make sense to me.

Just give your kids the iPad. They’re the ones who’ll be fighting cyborgs in the future.

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Due to the humidity, my hair has chosen violence.

If you don’t like me, remember: it’s mind over matter. I don’t mind, and you don’t matter.

Eventually, kids get old enough to see which parent was the problem.

Making her wear those remote-controlled vibrating panties in public so I can inform her when I’m tired and want to leave the party.

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Choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream because I have a lot going on right now already.

Clicking on a suspicious link at work just to feel something.

You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.

I will never give another woman my heart until I see how she acts when a bee flies at her.

I’m very loyal to whatever brand is on sale.

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I think Australians should have to go three rounds in the ring with a kangaroo before they eat him.

If you listen to my husband snore, you don’t need Jurassic Park anymore.

I woke up alive again.

Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.

First date idea: we walk around a graveyard and guess how people died.

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