Do you mind if I wear my black T-shirt covered in pet hair to your fine dining establishment? Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Isn't that the newest fashion statement? Pet hair is the new black! 🐾🖤 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Wow, I absolutely love your outfit. The black really brings out the pet hair on it. I wear black because it’s slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black. The bad news is I forgot to wear my spaghetti-eating shirt. The good news is I have a new spaghetti-eating shirt. Sorry if I seem sad, I got a new long-sleeve shirt for fall, but I haven’t been able to wear it yet because it’s 94°. Pet owners be like “this is my pet Snoopy, but their nicknames are Booboo and Thicky Boy!”
