Doggystyle, so we can both look at the river.

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Did you know that if a unicorn and I were to race, the unicorn would likely win cause unicorns are about as real as my desire to race anything?

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Headache pro-tip: Bang your toe into something.

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In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place wieners and/or cheese slices in your pockets, so the search dogs will find you first.

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Facebook is like a never-ending high school reunion.

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Told my boss I was going to the bathroom but didn’t say which one. Now I’m at home.

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Normalise following up to an ignored email with “helllooooooo?”

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I am on a diet where you just speak Italian: “Pasta,” “Pizza,” and “I’m leaving Rooma for dessert.”

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It whistles, doesn’t it? Your head when it’s windy.

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In my 20’s: I want to find true love. In my 40’s: I just want a toaster that gets me.

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Seaweed is great for when you want to eat pure salt but wish it had the texture of slime.