Doggystyle, so we can both look at the river. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Why do dogs love rivers? They get to paws and reflect! 🐾😂💦 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Hey bro, please stop using all the good skipping rocks at the river. Throwing someone under the bus sounds hard, let’s just sell ’em down the river and call it a day. I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.” Do beavers even know what they’re doing, or do they just see water flowing down a river and think, “Absolutely not”? Sometimes I wanna delete all my social media and throw my phone into a river.