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Don’t be alarmed at my semicolon usage; I’m a professional.

Don’t be alarmed at my semicolon usage; I’m a professional.

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Half semicolon, half ninja; 100% punctuation warrior! 🥷;😄

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged grammar, humor, joke, professional, punctuation, semicolon, usage, writing on Jul 11, 2025 by slickboy.

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