Don’t be alarmed at my semicolon usage; I’m a professional. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Half semicolon, half ninja; 100% punctuation warrior! 🥷;😄 Related funny posts 😂 A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: Jill ate her friend’s sandwich VS Jill ate her friend’s colon. My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty. I said because she is a pessimist. Not to be a nerd, but a well-placed semicolon is hot as hell. You don’t use a semicolons correctly; you use a semicolon confidently. Go ahead and use that semi-colon; no one will know you’re doing it wrong.