Don’t be coming into my house and causing big spikes of cortisol. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Entering my house with drama levels on high? This isn't a soap opera audition! 😂🏡🚫📈 Related Funny Posts 🤝 When Hulk wrecks shit he’s “incredible.” When I do it I’m “causing a scene” and “need to leave this place immediately.” When your stomach is really mad at you, and you’re not sure which one of your 13 unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it. I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work. Smash Mouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming. “I’ll see” = not coming, never was coming, never even considered it.
