Don’t be coming into my house and causing big spikes of cortisol. Posted on6 months ago6 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Entering my house with drama levels on high? This isn't a soap opera audition! 😂🏡🚫📈 Related Funny Posts 🤝 When Hulk wrecks shit he’s “incredible.” When I do it I’m “causing a scene” and “need to leave this place immediately.” When your stomach is really mad at you, and you’re not sure which one of your 13 unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it. It’s amazing how much I accomplish around the house right before someone is coming over. I don’t need a maid. I just need someone to tell me once a week that they’re coming to visit, and I’ll panic-clean my entire house in less than an hour. I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work. Smash Mouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming. “I’ll see” = not coming, never was coming, never even considered it.