Don’t be coming into my house and causing big spikes of cortisol. Posted on1 month ago1 month ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Entering my house with drama levels on high? This isn't a soap opera audition! 😂🏡🚫📈 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When Hulk wrecks shit he’s “incredible.” When I do it I’m “causing a scene” and “need to leave this place immediately.” I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work. Smash Mouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming. “I’ll see” = not coming, never was coming, never even considered it. Every time I have to leave the house and be around people I remember why I hate having to leave the house and be around people.