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Thinking about quitting my job to focus on my girlfriend.

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Living solo: where pants are optional, and snacks are unlimited.

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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

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Do you enjoy addiction, anxiety, and urinating? Then coffee may be the beverage for you.

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Sperm me would be swimming in the other direction.

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I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.

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Whether you rip off a bandaid quickly or slowly, I find it’s best to ask the wearer’s permission first.

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When I was a kid, they played lame music for middle-aged people in the supermarket, but this morning at Whole Foods, it’s now all amazing bangers from my youth.

79 shares on YouTube this month:

Adulthood is just always being tired and wondering how you hurt your back.

91 shares on Slack this month:

Everyone is getting idioter.

97 shares on Facebook this month:

I see why grandmas used to cook dinner at 3 p.m. and sit down the rest of the day.

22 shares on Snapchat this month:

If you live in the same hemisphere as me, you’ve probably already heard me sneeze.

39 shares on Facebook this month:

I have an emotional support chicken roasting in the oven.

16 shares on Twitch this month:

There’s no way you could go all the way through the desert on a horse with no name, you’d have named it by the end.

55 shares on Telegram this month:

You’d think a philharmonic orchestra would have at least one harmonica, but nope.

62 shares on X this month:

Always remember, if you ever need me, I’m just several phone calls and unread texts away.

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Coffee is better when you have no work.

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And then there are people who can only sleep on their back because their pea brain could slip out of their ear if they lie on their side.

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It’s a myth that we only use 10% of our brain, but I definitely know people who use less than that.

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Have you ever been so stressed that you’re calm?

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Hearing my voice in recording makes me wanna apologize to every person I talked to.

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Hate Google’s Gemini. If I wanted to get misinformation from a Gemini, I’d talk to my mother.

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When I get married, I want my wedding video to be filmed like it’s an episode of The Office. I want camera zooms, eye contact, side commentary— all of it.

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I met a microbiologist today. He was a lot bigger than I expected.

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Worst part about not buying snacks so you won’t eat snacks is not having snacks when you need a lil snack.

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The pain of watching a movie with someone who talks a lot.

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Please hesitate to reach out.

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There should be an Olympics where athletes can take as many drugs as they want. Like, to hell with y’all, let’s see how high humans can really jump.

Going viral on Facebook:

Girls know how to flirt until it’s with someone they actually like.

Trending via Instagram:

I’m not asking for a lot, I just want someone down to earth that’s gonna touch me all over like my shower curtain does.

Going bananas on X:

When I get married, I want my wedding video to be filmed like it’s an episode of The Office. I want camera zooms, eye contact, side commentary— all of it.

Making waves on Instagram:

For a girl that loves sleep and hates stress, my career choice is questionable.

Making waves on YouTube:

Car naps hit different, especially when you are the one driving.

Making waves on Facebook:

I always wait 3 minutes after each post for the applause to die down.

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I wonder how many calories I can burn petting my cat.

Spotted on Messenger:

His hands wouldn’t stop talking to me, your honor.

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Thinking about quitting my job to focus on my girlfriend.

Living solo: where pants are optional, and snacks are unlimited.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Do you enjoy addiction, anxiety, and urinating? Then coffee may be the beverage for you.

Sperm me would be swimming in the other direction.

I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.

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