Don’t give up, keep going. There are still so many disappointments waiting for you.

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Watching Jaws with my kid because I’m sick of going to the beach.

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The ideal girlfriend breaks your heart, so you go on to do great things.

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People on Facebook be like “can anyone tell me about a thing I can easily Google myself?”

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If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?

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I wish I could turn everyone I love into a trinket, so I can keep them forever, because I am greedy and selfish.

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My only plan for this weekend is to move just enough so the people don’t think I’m dead.

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I relate to a rooster because I also want start off my day by screaming.

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I’m buysexual, you buy me food, I become sexual.

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Have y’all tried calories? They’re so good.

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I don’t even check my bank account no more. I just swipe my card and if it’s god’s will, money will be debited.