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When someone says "Don't let me keep you!" what they actually mean is "Please exit the premises immediately, I beg of you! 🚪💨" Just remember, polite language can sometimes hide savage intentions! 😂 #ReadingBetweenTheLines

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“Don’t let me keep you!” Translation: Please go.

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“Don’t let me keep you!” Translation: Please go.

Keep the laugh going 😂

“Is this a joke to you?” Unfortunately, everything is a little bit of a joke to me.

Apparently, “spite” is not an appropriate answer to “What motivates you?”

My anti-theft device in my car is that it’s manual.

Establish dominance over your cat by suddenly bolting out of the room for no reason.

Sorry I missed your call when I pressed decline.

This meeting could have been a pajama party.

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