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The echo in my house when it’s clean is unsettling. Better order more stuff.

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Incense sticks are just disappointing sparklers.

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I’m homeless. Minus the ‘m’.

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Imagine hating me and i’m just over here doing a much better job at hating myself than any of y’all could do.

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Having a nicotine addiction is basically just adding a new base layer to Maslow’s hierarchy for no reason.

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Every app is a dating app if you are creepy enough.

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It’s been my experience that people seem a lot nicer before we get married.

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I love hard, but I stupid harder.

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They should make statues of regular people, like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff.

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If I say I love you, it’s just the apocalypse talking.