Don’t ring my doorbell unless you’re accompanied by a camera crew and holding balloons and a big check. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppDon’t ring my doorbell unless you’re accompanied by a camera crew and holding balloons and a big check. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m equally comfortable holding a guitar as I am holding a baby, I just hold them both by the neck. The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons. My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project. If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square? That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home.
