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Turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords was a better basis for a system of government actually.

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Every time I have to repeat myself, a new curse word gets added into the sentence.

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The collective noun for a group of narcissists should be an ‘egosystem’.

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I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.

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I can’t wait until I’m old enough to pretend I can’t hear.

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Remember: if nobody hates you, you’re not trying hard enough.