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I think something is so beautifully wrong with you.

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The main cause of immigration is we’re still a country where people want to go, but we’re working on fixing that.

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I was googling the best time to visit Italy. It is when you have money.

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I did the math and a second job would help me get out of debt as long as I start it twelve years ago.

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Sorry I’m late, traffic is exactly how it’s been every day for the past couple years, and I was not expecting that.

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I don’t have a five-year plan because every two years I realize I need a different life.

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Isn’t it weird we have a little voice in our head, like the one you’re using to read this?

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Sneaking up behind people and marrying them.

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Pets don’t talk because the moment they do, the government will tax them.

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The only traditional costume people around me wear is sweatpants.

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Drunk me promising you anything is the equivalent of a politician giving their manifesto … it’s not gonna happen.

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If I’m out drinking and “Push It” starts playing, take me home immediately.

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Yes, hello, I’d like to exchange my generational trauma for generational wealth, please.

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He said he thinks I’m resilient to everything, so I thanked him, but on second thought, he may have low key called me a cockroach.

Dude so boring, it’s like his personality swiped left on him.

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‘Another bombshell has entered the villa!’ I say to myself as I walk in the front door of my own home.

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How many times does one have to open the fridge door before cake appears inside?

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Cats love to wake you up and go back to sleep. It’s part of their culture.

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If you keep your AC any higher than 75, please don’t invite me to your terrarium, you lizard.

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When someone sits in the empty seat beside you: flattered yet annoyed. When no one sits in the empty seat beside you: offended yet relieved.

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For your own sanity, move on like you never knew them, because in reality, you never did.

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Grocery carts should have barcode scanners on them so you can see how much you’re spending as you put things in your cart.

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It’s almost time to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy Christmas anxiety.

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Since I tolerate gluten and lactose well, I can afford a few intolerances in the interpersonal area.

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Who would have thought that eating a can of beans would backfire like this?

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I hate when a guy asks “can you cook?” Can you build a house?

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I like when the rain is misty and you get to feel like a grocery store broccoli for a little while.

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Some of you aren’t reading the room. Not even listening to the room on audiobook.

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Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.

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I haven’t been with anyone in 3 years. I feel sorry for my next boyfriend. He might not make it through the day.

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My kids couldn’t care less about personal hygiene unless we are running late somewhere.

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I’m busy watching the vegan couple next door arguing about the Big Mac wrapper I hid in their trash can.

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If you’re not dropping it like it’s hot, then what the hell are you doing?

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My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills.

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Thoughts more intrusive than a 90s sitcom neighbor.

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Dude so boring, it’s like his personality swiped left on him.

‘Another bombshell has entered the villa!’ I say to myself as I walk in the front door of my own home.

How many times does one have to open the fridge door before cake appears inside?

Cats love to wake you up and go back to sleep. It’s part of their culture.

If you keep your AC any higher than 75, please don’t invite me to your terrarium, you lizard.

For your own sanity, move on like you never knew them, because in reality, you never did.

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People at the library need to learn how to be quiet. Some of us are trying to beatbox over here.

Might make a living will because I don’t want my family deciding whether to pull the plug. My dad has a long history of being against wasting electricity.

This year has been the perfect blend of me losing my mind and having the time of my life.

At the age where a big break could mean either my career or a hip.

My credit score is a family of raccoons hissing over a McRib.

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Stop asking people over 40 what we like to do for fun. You’re not gonna like the answer.

You’re over 35. Better go pee before you leave, pee when you get there, pee while you’re there, and pee before you leave.

Super excited for a brand new week of hoping for the best, but expecting the worst.

My husband clearly believes that chairs just magically push themselves back in.

We can’t use nicknames at work anymore, and I blame Teletubby.

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As per my last curse, I have no interest in this.

Canadians are nice because they’re close to Santa.

We’re living in increasingly unfergalicious times.

I don’t hate anyone in particular, I just hate everyone in general.

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I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.

Due to inflation, you can now eat food that has been on the floor for up to 7.3 seconds.

We’ve all at least once caught our toes when putting on our knickers and jumped around the room like idiots.

Getting a wax is wild, like you really just be bust open talking to the lady like it’s nothing.

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‘Another bombshell has entered the villa!’ I say to myself as I walk in the front door of my own home.

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Cats love to wake you up and go back to sleep. It’s part of their culture.

If you keep your AC any higher than 75, please don’t invite me to your terrarium, you lizard.

When someone sits in the empty seat beside you: flattered yet annoyed. When no one sits in the empty seat beside you: offended yet relieved.

For your own sanity, move on like you never knew them, because in reality, you never did.

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