Due to financial reasons, I will now be performing photosynthesis.

Due to financial reasons, I will now be performing photosynthesis.

Commentary:
“Breaking news: I’ve decided to ditch the rat race and embrace my inner plant 🌿💰 Photosynthesis, here I come! Who needs money when you’ve got sunlight, am I right? 😜 #PlantLife”

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