Due to financial reasons, I will now be performing photosynthesis.

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Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts.

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I want to be gangsta but my grandma said no.

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Right now somebody’s therapist is hearing about YOU.

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I suffer from awesomnia.

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I keep all my valuables near the front door so if burglars breaks in during the night they will not wake me up.

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Women only want one thing and it is to walk down a dimly-lit cobblestone street with the devil.

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One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

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God: “I told you to love thy neighbor – not start trade wars with them.”

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Always be kind. You never know who might own a hot tub.

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I have so much to offer. It’s all bad, but still.