Due to financial reasons, I will now be performing photosynthesis. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Breaking news: I've decided to ditch the rat race and embrace my inner plant ๐ฟ๐ฐ Photosynthesis, here I come! Who needs money when you've got sunlight, am I right? ๐ #PlantLife" Related Funny Posts ๐ค For financial reasons, I will be passing away. Hired a financial advisor, and his first piece of advice was that I don’t make nearly enough money to justify paying a financial advisor. Due to personal reasons, I’ll be turning you into a poem. Due to personal reasons, I must make it in life. Due to personal reasons, I won’t be dropping it like it’s hot anymore.