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My co-workers found out when my birthday is so now I need to find a new job.

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My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.

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The first thing you learn to draw in art school is money from your parents bank account.

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My youngest started kindergarten today and I cried, but mostly for his teachers.

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THRILLED to announce I did an Ironman this weekend! Attended 3 social gatherings in 3 days.

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I like it when it’s raining, because I can hold my umbrella really low and it makes everyone headless.

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There are rumors that someone came down the chimney last night. This is preposterous. I would have lost my mind.

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Always be kind. You never know who has subscriptions to your favorite streaming apps.

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I need to be more disciplined and stop procrastinating, starting tomorrow.

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: you either have a naked window neighbor or you are the naked window neighbor.