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Mar 31, 2026

Eating Chinese takeout is never as depressing as in the movies. It usually is good.

Witty quote about Chinese takeout being reliably tasty, humorous and lighthearted.

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Chopsticks: Saving me from movie-level melancholy, one dumpling at a time! 🥡🥢😂

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