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Eating Chinese takeout is never as depressing as in the movies. It usually is good.

Eating Chinese takeout is never as depressing as in the movies. It usually is good.

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Chopsticks: Saving me from movie-level melancholy, one dumpling at a time! 🥡🥢😂

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged Chinese, Chinese takeout, depressing, eating, expectation, expectation vs reality, food, good, humor, movie, never, reality, takeout, vs on Nov 17, 2025 by slickboy.

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