Enjoy your 30s, because in your 40s, your first check engine lights come on.

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I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need.

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I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.”

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Cats are probably like: Oh, I should follow you on Litterboxd.

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I don’t even check my bank account no more. I just swipe my card and if it’s god’s will, money will be debited.

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Hey man, just wanted to reach out and say I loved how much you drank at my wedding last night.

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Please stop calling 911 when you see me dancing. I’m fine!

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Wondering when these skinny jeans are gonna kick in.

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In case anyone hasn’t told you today, I’m beautiful.

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I forgot to turn my clocks back and, oh my God, you guys are not going to believe the stuff that happens in the next hour.

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When I eat rotisserie chicken, I like to pretend that I’m performing an autopsy.