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Establish dominance by maintaining eye contact whilst twerk…

Establish dominance by maintaining eye contact whilst twerk…

Commentary:
"Nothing says 'I'm in charge' quite like twerking with unbreakable eye contact 🍑👀. Just make sure you pick the right audience…unless you want to establish dominance in the awkward department 😂💃"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged assertiveness, confidence, contact, dance, dominance, eye, eye contact, humor, twerking on Feb 1, 2025 by slickboy.

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