Ever think vampires just lied about hating garlic, now we’re just out here seasoning ourselves for them?

Ever think vampires just lied about hating garlic, now we’re just out here seasoning ourselves for them?

Commentary:
"Maybe vampires started the whole 'vampires hate garlic' rumor just to get us humans to season ourselves better! 🧛‍♂️🧄 Next time you reach for that garlic, just remember you might be preparing yourself as a tasty snack for Dracula!"

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