Every day, I’m gaslit into oblivion by beautiful women, and… Commentary:"Ah, the sweet lullaby of existential bewilderment sung by sirens—at least my dreams are straightforward! 😵💫😂🌙" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Women in movies look so beautiful when they sleep. Meanwhile, I’m tossing and turning all night like a forgotten 7-Eleven hot dog. Ninety percent of my new follows are beautiful women, which tells me one thing: I’ve still got it! “Alcohol and beautiful women” is apparently not an appropriate answer when you are asked about your weaknesses in a job interview. The list of women who haven’t slept with me is really impressive. I love when women move on. It’s my favourite genre.
