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Every day, I’m gaslit into oblivion by beautiful women, and…

Every day, I’m gaslit into oblivion by beautiful women, and…

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"Ah, the sweet lullaby of existential bewilderment sung by sirens—at least my dreams are straightforward! 😵‍💫😂🌙"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged beautiful, comedy, dating, day, every, gaslighting, humor, i, relationships, self-deprecation, sleep, vanity, women on Jun 30, 2025 by slickboy.

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