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I like to listen to the national anthems during the award ceremonies. I’m into country music.

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Congratulations on getting to the red light first. You’re special.

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Hey, people, my age. Remember going into the computer lab at school?

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I’m just going to be hotter. It’s easier than being nicer.

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Life is short, flirt with me!

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

Out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

My theory is that women’s voices contain frequencies that men simply can’t hear.

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My kids wanted a spooky story from the olden days so I told them the internet used to scream when you turned it on.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.

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When I was young I fixed my parents’ computer and now that I’m older I fix computers for my kids. Are we the only generation that knows how computers work?

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Just landed via Pinterest:

Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.

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I deserve a treat when I have a bad week, but I also deserve a treat when I have a good week. I simply always deserve treats.

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A good hack to make my house look clean and tidy in the evening is to turn all the lights off.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

The dopamine hit of getting an Outlook meeting cancellation is unrivaled.

Trending via Facebook:

If you have ever spent an hour on Twitter then you understand why there’s such an urgency to create Artificial Intelligence.

Breaking via Threads:

The algorithm knows about that thing you like that you’re denying yourself of.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Men be like, “But I’m different.” Yeah, a different type of disappointment.

Making waves on Snapchat:

How do I get my glasses prescription placed in my windshield?

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Nice tots you got there. Be a shame if someone tatered em.

Just landed via X:

Male barista called me “my love” yesterday and didn’t say it today… getting mixed signals and feeling really upset.

Everybody is fighting a battle that you don’t know about, because of the first rule of Fight Club.

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"Remember, the first rule of Fight Club is that everybody is fighting a battle you don't know about! So next time someone cuts you off in traffic or steals the last slice of pizza, just give them a knowing wink 😉🥊 #BattleOfTheEveryday"

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94 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.

49 shares on Reddit this month:

Only two things are certain: death, and Princess Diana’s face on at least one grocery store magazine.

20 shares on Snapchat this month:

Nobody could stop me if I wasn’t tired all the time.

31 shares on Reddit this month:

I keep my eyes in great shape by rolling them constantly.

100 shares on Discord this month:

I don’t have a favourite person, but I do have a favourite cheese.

11 shares on Telegram this month:

Ever thought about centaurs and how the bottom half would start walking immediately after birth but the top part would be baby-like and flop around for a while.

18 shares on Messenger this month:

I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am.

36 shares on WeChat this month:

My brain at 2 a.m.: “You up?”

84 shares on Discord this month:

All I’ve ever wanted is to look good naked, hope that someone can take it.

22 shares on WeChat this month:

You don’t get to tell me what to do, you’re not my cat.

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My diet plan is sometimes, when I’m eating chips, I drop some on the floor, and I don’t eat those ones.

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Going out for two days in a row should really be considered an extreme sport.

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Wait, making the right choices is an option?!

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Made the mistake of believing what I was told again.

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I was born to be wild, but only until around 9pm or so.

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When the executioner asks me what my final words are, I’m just going to start filibustering.

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There’s an unwritten rule: if you need something and it’s available at your mom’s house, it’s yours.

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I was born in the right generation. I love bedrotting and scrolling through Twitter all day.

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Love to come home after a long day’s work and relax with one thousand short-form videos.

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When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomachs?

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Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

I kind of can’t wait for my generation to be bumping 90’s hip hop, rap, and heavy metal at the old folks’ homes.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

Haunted Houses this year are just gonna have the news on.

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Self-esteem’s so bad my fantasies are hurting my feelings.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

They should invent a “stay signed in” checkbox that isn’t meaningless.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

Why do my fully charged AirPods deplete at different rates? Do I listen harder out of one ear?

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

Being married means mostly shouting “What?” from other rooms.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

In an effort to demonstrate how pointless internet debates are, please prove to me that snow is real.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

If you gain 4 pounds in one weekend, that just means you’re an overachiever.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

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The best part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work. The worst part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work.

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I’m a single issue voter. I’m single and it’s an issue.

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If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood.

Going viral on Instagram:

Unloading the dishwasher in the opposite direction just to feel something.

Making waves on Twitch:

Where can one find a sugar daddy? Asking for a friend.

Live now on Twitch:

Dear predictive text, I am tired of sending people “Thanksgiving” when they send me a recipe or directions.

Trending via Twitch:

Have you ever accidentally opened your front-facing camera, and it ruined your day a little?

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Sunday is my favorite day where I pretend I’m going to do something productive.

Making waves on TikTok:

I regret to inform you all that I just plan on getting hotter and weirder.

Live now on LinkedIn:

The main reason I got divorced was cause I got married.

Just landed via Telegram:

Took a good look at my finances. I won’t make that mistake again.

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