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One interesting thing I learned in my thirties is that you can leave a bar before it closes.

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Twitter can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.

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When you ask for your phone charger back and your teenager has the audacity to ask “what percentage are you on?”

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At Christmas time, all outstanding invoices are always transferred with the reference “Hohoho”.

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Might start a YouTube channel “will it hurt if I drop it on my foot”.

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Public transportation is great, but they should invent a type where it’s only me in the vehicle.

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My signature move is me looking for my phone that I’m currently holding in my hand.

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If you can’t handle me at my worst just imagine how I feel.

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When someone asks me why I’m leaving the party early, I say “I’m late for an appointment with my pajamas.”

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See you when you get home from school, I whisper to my kid’s apple.