Everybody is fighting a battle that you don’t know about, because of the first rule of Fight Club. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: Everybody is fighting a battle that you don’t know about, because of the first rule of Fight Club. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Every person you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by asking if they’re drinking enough water. Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by saying they look tired. Monsters can’t hide under my bed. That’s where my cats have their fight club. Apparently there is a bird fight club who holds their meetings outside my window at about 5am. Tears for Fears: Everybody wants to rule the world. Me: Some of us just want eight hours of uninterrupted sleep.