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Expecting your first baby’s exciting, but have you ever ord…

Expecting your first baby’s exciting, but have you ever ord…

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Looks like coffee machines and babies both come with their own set of sleepless nights and surprises! ☕👶🤣

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged baby, coffee, coffee machine, comparison, daily, daily life, ever, excitement, exciting, funny comparison, humor, life, machine, new, new purchase, parenting, purchase on Jul 5, 2025 by slickboy.

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