Extroverts love our energy. That’s why they suck it out of us.

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The difference between me and Superman is that he has super vision, and I need supervision.

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“Thank you for choosing Amtrak.” No problem. There are no other trains.

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A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.

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This is an awful time to be an educated person.

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Girls really only want one simple thing; and that one thing is all of your attention.

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Damn, didn’t win the lottery. It’s messing up my budget plan.

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What if babies had two umbilical cords and if you cut the wrong one, it exploded?

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Some people aren’t just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.

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That “so we done?” be saving the relationship every time.

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My reality check bounced, guess I’ll have to stay insane for the time being.