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Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

“No idea” doesn’t mean I don’t know the answer. I just don’t want to have a conversation.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

If I let you into my life, I am either emotionally invested or you are a grilled cheese sandwich.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

My unemployed neighbor with an unlimited firework budget would like to wish everyone a happy 9th of July.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

I slept for 11 hours last night, just wanted everyone with kids to know that.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

The grass is only greener on the other side because of all the bullshit on it.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

My brain has too many tabs open.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

I bought some coconut shampoo today. I got halfway home before I thought, “I don’t even have a coconut!”

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

It-is-what-it-is-ing my way through the collapse of civilization.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

“You’re so quiet.” Thanks, I’m not comfortable around you.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Just landed via YouTube:

I don’t want to stand, Apple Watch. You stand.

Live now on Discord:

You can add tears while cooking if you don’t have salt.

Trending via Pinterest:

Tuesday is just another Monday, but reheated.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. I need the blood of my enemies.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

To anybody who thinks being self-employed means you don’t have to work for a boss you hate, I have terrible news.

Going viral on TikTok:

Do you think I’ll read a book again at some point or will I continue to dumb myself down with 12 hours of screen time?

Freshly posted on Discord:

I’m lazy and chubby. I love food, naps, and coffee. I don’t like Mondays, people, and exercise. I never thought I would grow up to be Garfield.

Going viral on WeChat:

I think God’s next test for me should be, “Can he handle a ridiculous amount of money.”

Making waves on YouTube:

Ladies, if you receive flowers with no card on them today, they’re from me.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Spotify should have helpful mental health suggestions like “your top listens are Taylor Swift and true crime, go to therapy.”

Extroverts love our energy. That’s why they suck it out of us.

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12 shares on Pinterest this month:

Growing up, there was a Cody in every elementary school class, but as an adult, I haven’t met a Cody in years. Where did they go?

51 shares on Facebook this month:

You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.

20 shares on Instagram this month:

Most divorces are caused by a spouse eating potato chips while you try to watch TV.

35 shares on Facebook this month:

You want me to attend a work meeting? The thing that killed Julius Caesar?

36 shares on X this month:

When I say I’m Christmas shopping the “for myself” is silent.

12 shares on TikTok this month:

If she replies to your sarcasm with more sarcasm, that’s a whole life.

26 shares on Reddit this month:

When you think about it, Jesus really accomplished a lot in the four months between Christmas and Easter.

46 shares on TikTok this month:

What song lyric resonates with you the most? Mine is “we’re tiny, we’re toony, we’re all a little loony”

76 shares on Twitch this month:

Imagine sex with me. No, not like that, you’re doing it all wrong!

17 shares on Instagram this month:

What a time to be alive! (Derogatory)

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I can’t wait until I’m old enough to pretend I can’t hear.

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You look like the kind of person who would hit rock bottom and then start drilling.

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In your 20s, there will be a cat, and it is very important to get that cat and spend so much money on it.

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If you only watched reality TV dating shows, you would probably estimate the number of people who work in medical device sales in the United States to be approximately 80,000,000.

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I support Bluesky in theory, but in practice, it’s like a JRPG with no bad guys.

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If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”.

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The “Wooooooooo” track from sitcoms should play whenever you kiss someone in real life.

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Fun fact: If Celine Dion sang only the vowels in her name, it would be the lyrics to Old McDonalds Farm.

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I need to social distance with the refrigerator so I can flatten my curve.

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Rapunzel, let down your CVS receipt!

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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233 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,502

Funny Quotes Topics

17,569

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Updated

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Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

When the moon hits your eye like it’s 5:45, that’s November.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

They say you should dress for the job you want then send you home as “the stormtrooper suit is not appropriate work attire”.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

“Got milk?” Buddy, I don’t even have self-esteem.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

My first mistake was leaving the womb.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

The first 120 hours after the weekend are always the worst.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it’s like a circus in my head.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

Terrible economy to ask a girl what’s wrong.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

The difference between a biography and an autobiography is self-explanatory.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has downloaded:

It’s so beautiful to see people just give up at work this time of year. I’m getting emails that do not include any complete sentences.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

I slept like a baby, knowing I’m a burden to everyone around me.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Messenger:

I think being a hopeless romantic is giving me brain damage.

Making waves on Messenger:

My father didn’t want kids, so he had two kids, which was the equivalent of zero kids at the time.

Shared recently on Twitch:

I can’t keep up anymore. Happy birthday to everyone for the rest of your life.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Being in your 20s is crazy because, why did you stay with someone you were that incompatible with for that long?

Shared recently on YouTube:

Being smart is a curse. You see the game, the lies, the patterns, but you still gotta play dumb to survive.

Just landed via Telegram:

Might mess around and reply, “That sounds like a you problem,” to every work email today.

Spotted on Messenger:

Teens be like, “You know that crumbled up piece of paper that’s been on the table all week? I need it for school.”

Breaking via Reddit:

My advice to young people to prepare for getting older is to start stretching immediately.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

My favorite unit of measurement is smithereens.

Spotted on Telegram:

Why do people always assume it’s a compliment when I tell them their baby looks just like them?

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