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Nighty night! Don’t let the horror of existence bite.

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The older I get, the more I realize being in a hurry is a terrible way to live your life.

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I would really like to meet this “other candidate” who keeps taking all the jobs I’ve been applying to.

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November is for turtlenecks and depression.

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They should have a special lane for texting and driving.

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This economy requires two hustlers working together – not a hustler and a leech. It’s too expensive to be out here carrying dead weight.

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I don’t normally like to brag about expensive trips but I just got back from the grocery store.

79 shares on Slack this month:

The number of times I stand in a room, staring because I forgot why I walked in there, is embarrassingly high.

41 shares on YouTube this month:

Knowing I’ve been called crazy, but never ugly, is how I sleep at night.

79 shares on Twitch this month:

Everyone is getting pregnant or married, and I’m back to “What’s your favorite color?“

85 shares on YouTube this month:

If they stole your post, they probably need it more than you do.

30 shares on Reddit this month:

I love how all the movies about teenagers have to be set in the 90s or earlier otherwise we’d just be watching kids on their phones for two hours.

84 shares on Snapchat this month:

I see why history can repeat itself. People are really stupid.

64 shares on Discord this month:

Ramen is just anime spaghetti.

17 shares on Reddit this month:

I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.

71 shares on Facebook this month:

Perks of being a girl: You can think about whatever you want in public without worrying about boners.

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You can fake a smile, but you can’t fake jazz hands.

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Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived.

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If you want to hang out with me, all you have to do is ask, and I’ll say no.

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There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair.

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Yeah, the planet is dying. The government hates us. The animals are leaving. The aliens aren’t contacting us. We might be alone. It just might be you and me.

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I got my superpowers when I was bitten by a radioactive idiot.

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People are teaching their dogs how to skateboard and my dog’s chart at the vet says “must be picked up, won’t walk”.

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I don’t think I’d get married again, but I would like to annoy someone until one of us is dead.

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I can’t believe we live in the timeline where we invented a technology to make it so we can never trust a photo or video again.

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It’s romantic to fall in love during the collapse of society.

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If alcohol was the one that was banned instead of weed, then a lot of people would have had memories of hungry, stoned fathers instead of angry, drunk ones.

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I bought a little bag of air today. The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.

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Let’s see how long my Monday slump lasts this time. Last week it was until Friday.

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What must a pancake think when it’s being flipped? Doubtless something jolly.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Signing all emails with BOOM SHAKALAKA today.

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Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a cardiac surgeon in the middle of heart surgery.

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Jan 1st: Avocado on whole grain toast with a protein shake. Jan 20th: Syrup comes from a tree so technically it’s a vegetable.

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Is it just me or does everything cost like we’re shopping in an airport now?

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Paid my rent and slept in every room of my house this week, kitchen and laundry room next.

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In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”

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Nighty night! Don’t let the horror of existence bite.

The older I get, the more I realize being in a hurry is a terrible way to live your life.

I would really like to meet this “other candidate” who keeps taking all the jobs I’ve been applying to.

November is for turtlenecks and depression.

They should have a special lane for texting and driving.

This economy requires two hustlers working together – not a hustler and a leech. It’s too expensive to be out here carrying dead weight.

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