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Pugs look like regular dogs that ran into a door at full speed.

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My anti-theft device in my car is that it’s manual.

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I hope the next time you’re stressed, it’s because you’re choosing between Japan, Bali, Switzerland, or the Maldives.

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Being friends with introverts is hard sometimes. Did they die? Are they just recharging? Are they Batman now? The suspense is killing me.

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You have a bucket list, I have my head in a bucket, we are not the same.

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I don’t know much about women, but they love containers that hold smaller containers.

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I wouldn’t describe myself as an “adult”, per se. More like a “long child”.

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You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else.

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I enjoy the freedom of speech, because if you let crazy people talk, they’ll totally tell you they’re crazy.

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Well, like I said to my television the other day, “How can these people be so stupid?!?”

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Tall people make me nervous. What the hell are you doing up there? Stop eating the leaves off that tree.

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May life treat you exactly the same way you treat servers, store clerks, senior citizens, children, and animals.

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Men are like dogs. They’re actually cute, but having my own would be too much work for me.

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I am a person who wants to get a lot done, trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep in and take naps at times.

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We are so shocked by “Butthead” that we ignore the strangeness of the name “Beavis”.

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Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?

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Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.

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I came, I saw, I took a selfie as proof that I came and saw.

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I think I’ll just let my jazz hands speak for themselves.

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Facebook is like a never-ending high school reunion.

Pugs look like regular dogs that ran into a door at full speed.

My anti-theft device in my car is that it’s manual.

I accidentally hit a parked car, so I left them a note that said “next time it will be you”.

I hope the next time you’re stressed, it’s because you’re choosing between Japan, Bali, Switzerland, or the Maldives.

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I deserve a love so pure that my nervous system can finally rest.

I wish I had the determination of my wife, who’s still flipping through radio stations as we pull into our driveway.

Every weekend has two days: Saturday and It’s Monday Tomorrow.

I bet the kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were surprised when found out their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

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Why is nobody questioning the quietness of the cosmos?

Probably the most depressed I’ve ever been in my life, except for a bunch of other times.

You don’t need a therapist, you need an exorcist.

I personally get offended when rain is referred to as “bad weather.”

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What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at intimacy.

The best part about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that bed of yours – left, right, middle.

Do beavers even know what they’re doing, or do they just see water flowing down a river and think, “Absolutely not”?

I have the bruises of a much more active person.

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Meatloaf is a good safe word. It means I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that…

Well, well, well, if it isn’t that thing I’ve been ignoring until it became a giant problem.

Another day of waking up cute instead of wealthy, so I guess I have to go to work.

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