Facing my uncle’s dreaded lightning bolt attack at the Thanksgiving dinner table.

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I’ve been saying for years that cigs are better for you than vapes, and the vindication I feel now is just orgasmic.

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My self-care routine is mostly just going to Mexican restaurants.

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How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.

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You ever get road rage while walking behind someone moving slowly at the grocery store?

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I’m not good with plants or people, but I am good with books and buffets.

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The greatest research skill you can have is being a nosy bitch who wants to find out.

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People aren’t so bad if you stay indoors and don’t talk to them.

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I will never understand people who don’t gasp dramatically at rainbows.

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What wine pairs well with the kids being stuck inside during a heat wave?

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Due to financial reasons, I will now be performing photosynthesis.