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Farmers markets should be for vegetables — not for millenni…

Farmers markets should be for vegetables — not for millenni…

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"Please, I'm just here for the kale, not a kaleidoscope of 'artisanal' macrame plant hangers! 🥬😅🎨"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged arts, arts and craft, business, craft, crafts, Etsy, failed, failed business, farmers, farmers market, humor, market, millennials, satire, shopping, should, unloading, vegetables on May 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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