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- First date idea: unlock and switch phones with the other person for exactly two minutes and if no one is horrified then the date continues.
- And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date.
- Date idea: We watch Breaking Bad and break your bed.
- Couples who finish each other’s sentences have killed before and will kill again.
- You know those couples who share their food? I mean, what kind of people are they? Aren’t they hungry?
