First date idea: Couples Colonoscopies.

First date idea: Couples Colonoscopies.
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"Nothing says 'getting to know you' like comparing polyps! 🎈💑 Who needs candlelit dinners when you can have colonoscopies together? 🕯️💩 #RelationshipGoals 😂"

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