Fitness influencer: It’s important to listen to your body. Body: You’re old. And you want lasagna. Posted on4 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFitness influencer: It’s important to listen to your body. Body: You’re old. And you want lasagna. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I could never be an Instagram mom influencer. For starters, I wouldn’t be able to give my kids a name like Banjo or Parmesan or Chandelier. It’s important to listen to both sides of the debate because you need to hear both the reality of the situation and also the dumbest thing anyone’s ever said. A fitness trainer showed me the proper way to inhale and exhale and then got pissed when I told her she had nice breaths. Update on my fitness journey: My wife just handed me a bag of apples at the market and said, “careful, it’s heavy.” “Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”
