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Oh no, we don’t go in there. That room belongs to the spiders.

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Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

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I suppose the supreme discipline for ninjas is sneaking up with flip flops.

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At the end of my appointment, the doctor took her own blood pressure.

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If I ever say “with all due respect”, please understand that there is none.

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The state of my house can best be described as “there seems to have been a struggle”.

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“Can you explain the gap in your resume?” I went missing in a national park.

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Adulthood is basically just trying to fall asleep at night and stay awake during the day.

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I like waiters. They bring a lot to the table.

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Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.