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- I could never be an Instagram mom influencer. For starters, I wouldn’t be able to give my kids a name like Banjo or Parmesan or Chandelier.
- It’s important to listen to both sides of the debate because you need to hear both the reality of the situation and also the dumbest thing anyone’s ever said.
- A fitness trainer showed me the proper way to inhale and exhale and then got pissed when I told her she had nice breaths.
- Update on my fitness journey: My wife just handed me a bag of apples at the market and said, “careful, it’s heavy.”
- “Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”