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“Follow your heart,” as advice, is sort of like “abandon yo…

“Follow your heart,” as advice, is sort of like “abandon yo…

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"Taking advice from my heart is like getting directions from a GPS with a crush on that bakery down the street! 🧭💖🥐"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged advice, bias, cognitive, cognitive bias, decision, decision making, follow, heart, humor, making, self-awareness, sort, yourself on Jun 29, 2025 by slickboy.

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