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I’m not fat. I just eat in advance.

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Humans are just chaos wrapped in meat, going bananas on caffeine.

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It’s like ten thousand tweets when all you need is a life.

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A fabric tomato filled with needles. Don’t see that much anymore.

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Rudolph, with your nose so bright, help me find my phone tonight.

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You’re no Sultan of Swing, buddy, you’re hardly a Governor of Groove.

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Person in murder documentary: This is a small town. Things like this don’t happen here. Me: Um, based on the shows I watch, that’s all that happens in small towns.

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Born to say “Who the hell raised you to be this stupid.” Forced to work in groups.

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My husband thinks he can just order me around like he’s one of the cats.

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I only obey the traffic rules to get on other peoples’ nerves.

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Establish dominance over your children by whining louder.

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Sports are better when you have hate in your heart.

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Bag of salad is the boxed wine of vegetables.

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My husband was unable to find his coat earlier as he’d accidentally hung it up.

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Forgetting how to clean the dishes and shooting them with a gun.

Pomegranates are worth the mess.

Can somebody explain to me why it’s bad if immigrants take our jobs, but it’s good if AI does?

I downloaded a meditation app. Now I’m stressed about missing sessions.

I’m not fat. I just eat in advance.

I’m so unpopular at school they call me “Batteries”. I’m never included in anything.

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I think that police officers on foot should wear blue flashing sneakers.

Every time I leave the house, I’m reminded why sweatpants exist.

Are you my appendix? Cause you seem kind of useless to me.

If i say “morning!” to you, it does not mean “good morning”, I am merely exclaiming in horror that it is morning.

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I like it when you’re reading a comic and you can tell the writer is pissed about what the last writer did to the character.

Just in case you don’t know, it’s “piqued” your interest, not “peaked”.

They should go crazier with lab-grown meat. Invent some new animals or something. Mammoth burger.

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Pool rules: You’re not allowed to do anything that begins with the words ‘Hey everyone watch this!’

I will play my favorite song until the artist comes out of my phone to ask for water.

It’s getting very expensive to be alive.

Microdosing Christmas by being present.

Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

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Great news everyone! The priest who took my confession is expected to make a full recovery.

That moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.

Please text me back. I’m about to start making stuff up in my head, and the stuff is all bad.

I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work.

The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

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