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83 shares on TikTok this month:

Sex so good, my left hand is making my right hand a sandwich.

45 shares on X this month:

Is everyone enjoying their entire month of August off work with full pay? Oh yeah, I forgot, only Congress gets to do that.

64 shares on X this month:

Threatening my husband with tariffs every time he tries to make me watch sports on TV.

41 shares on Facebook this month:

Home is where you can walk around like a bum.

30 shares on Pinterest this month:

People who listen to their sad playlist when they’re happy are a different breed of unstable.

23 shares on Instagram this month:

Everyone is posting their vacation pictures and I’m like… I went shopping.

83 shares on Messenger this month:

I can handle most things in life, but hearing people chew isn’t one of them.

69 shares on Telegram this month:

I am an influencer. If you aren’t influenced in any way, that is on you. Do better.

25 shares on Threads this month:

I disagree with everyone and think relationships should be easy.

83 shares on Facebook this month:

If you call me “daddy” in bed, I will immediately stop what we are doing and make you clean your room.

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Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

Seeking a date so intense even the candles are sweating.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

No longer praying on your downfall. I will be directly involved.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

Why do humans need jobs? Why can’t I just exist and make art and chill with my cat?

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

Reverse cowgirl so I can post selfies.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

I was a nothingburger to him, but he was an everything bagel to me…

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has downloaded:

You do not have to prove your own humanity to others. Unless it’s a captcha.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

My toxic trait is when I’m bored, I start looking for flights to book.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

Please don’t ask me to repeat myself. I wasn’t listening either.

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Trending via Telegram:

Just spoke to my wife while the internet was down. She seems nice. She’s a nurse apparently.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Googling what ASAP means, and having a panic attack.

Just landed via X:

They should invent a situationship that turns into something beautiful.

Going viral on YouTube:

There will only be world peace if we get another Gangnam Style.

Trending via Telegram:

I love how every website has a “Keep me signed in on this computer” button and it’s just straight up bullshit.

Spotted on Discord:

If you’re going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room?

Making waves on X:

Someone at work just farted and I panicked and said ‘compliments to the chef’.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Salt and pepper shakers add an air of mystique to any bathroom.

Seen just now on Facebook:

70% of the planet is covered in water, yet here I am drowning in bullshit.

Making waves on Threads:

Trust my gut? The thing that can’t even handle milk.

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Forgetting how to clean the dishes and shooting them with a gun.

I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

The egg doesn’t swim to the sperm, girl. Never chase a man.

I want to have a penguin that just waddles up to me whenever I’m sad.

Dear deodorant manufacturers, please stop writing “72h” on your products. There are people who believe that. And they sit next to me on the bus. Always. All of them!

Flirting is easy until you have to flirt with the person you like.

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Forgetting how to clean the dishes and shooting them with a gun.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

The egg doesn’t swim to the sperm, girl. Never chase a man.

I want to have a penguin that just waddles up to me whenever I’m sad.

Social media may have been a mistake.

Dear deodorant manufacturers, please stop writing “72h” on your products. There are people who believe that. And they sit next to me on the bus. Always. All of them!

Flirting is easy until you have to flirt with the person you like.

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