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April Fool’s next week and still no one has asked me to be their fool.

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She’s got style. She’s got grace. She dropped her cellphone on her face. She’s a lady.

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“Well, at least tomorrow is Friday.” -Me, having a bad Wednesday that’s about to get even worse.

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Using my invisible hula hoop really freaks people out.

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I’m so lazy, I let my battles pick me.

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What’s your favorite song about a white boy playing funky music?

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I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.