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Friends with benefits but the benefits are you getting me an internship with your father’s network.

Friends with benefits but the benefits are you getting me an internship with your father’s network.

Commentary:
"Who needs casual hookups when you can secure a job instead? 😂👔 Let's just hope this 'Friendship with Benefits' doesn't come with awkward performance reviews! 🤞💼 #NetworkingStrategy"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged benefits, connection, father, friends, getting, humor, internship, job, me, network, opportunity, relationship on Feb 1, 2025 by slickboy.

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