Friends with benefits but the benefits are you getting me an internship with your father’s network.

Friends with benefits but the benefits are you getting me an internship with your father's network.

Commentary:
“Who needs casual hookups when you can secure a job instead? 😂👔 Let’s just hope this ‘Friendship with Benefits’ doesn’t come with awkward performance reviews! 🤞💼 #NetworkingStrategy”

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