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Stop wasting your money on beauty products. The secret to looking young is to wear a baseball cap with a propeller on it.

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Just the owls and I out here enjoying the breeze amongst the trees.

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I still get so surprised every time someone I find attractive finds me attractive. Like, are you sure?

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It’s so much easier to suggest solutions when you don’t know too much about the problem.

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Toasters aren’t governed by that little dial. They have free will.

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Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control.

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Christmas bonus so small you have to call your bank and ask “is it in yet?”

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I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.

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There could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you’d have no idea.

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Can anyone recommend some good behaviors for someone who just started behaving?

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Women’s fall fashion is basically coming up with ways to wear a blanket without it looking like you’re wearing a blanket.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

When I grow up, I’d like to be a retired lottery winner.

Going bananas on X:

“Your password is too weak!” Just wait until you see my impulse control.

Making waves on TikTok:

I just tried to poach an egg and I now understand why Eggs Benedict is $23

Going bananas on Telegram:

Santa doesn’t check the naughty list anymore, he just checks social media.

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I’m instantly 70% nicer after 3 p.m. on Fridays.

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From now on, every time I think I’m hating too much, I will think of Kendrick and realize I’m not hating to my full potential.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Nobody rots in bed like I do.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Did you get the telepathic message I sent earlier?

Breaking via Instagram:

I’ve touched enough cacti to know they are sharp, but also not enough to stop touching cacti.

From a very young age, I knew that everyone was wrong and I was right.

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39 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Marriage is between two people: one person who is on the verge of sleep and one person who is asking if the front door is locked.

97 shares on X this month:

Haven’t seen a single bikini photoshoot in the snow this year; the girls are tired.

53 shares on Instagram this month:

There’s really nothing as pathetic as watching a sad little man argue with Grok in hopes of manipulating the conversation to get an answer he wants.

19 shares on Discord this month:

According to my skin, hair, lips, and hands, I am doing Dry January.

44 shares on Instagram this month:

I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No, officer, I haven’t been drinking.

34 shares on X this month:

Falling off academically is worse than a heartbreak.

63 shares on Slack this month:

ChatGPT, what do you do when you find out your boyfriend’s been using ChatGPT to write you messages?

32 shares on YouTube this month:

If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history.

85 shares on WhatsApp this month:

This year has been the perfect blend of me losing my mind and having the time of my life.

47 shares on Telegram this month:

I never wanted to become one of those adults who just find the music of the younger generation annoying. Nobody could have guessed that the music was just annoying.

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You ever feel awkward in Target, cause you know you belong at Walmart.

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Have you ever apologized to your car after you hit a pothole?

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I broke up with the gym. We were just not working out.

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You know how a dog tilts his head and looks confused when he hears a strange sound? Yeah, that’s how I feel when some people are talking.

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Adulthood – a never-ending story of shit you have to do.

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If you have ever spent an hour on Twitter then you understand why there’s such an urgency to create Artificial Intelligence.

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I got us matching straight jackets for Christmas.

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I made the mistake of clicking on an Instagram ad for a flannel shirt, and now the algorithm thinks I’m a lumberjack.

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If I could have immunity to anything I would pick calories.

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I’m pretty sure I fall under the percentage of people who’ve eaten the sticker on the apple.

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Do you think I’ll read a book again at some point or will I continue to dumb myself down with 12 hours of screen time?

Making waves on Twitch:

Currently accepting DMs from any man with a sturdy bunker on his property.

Making waves on Snapchat:

If anyone wants to sponsor me, I’ll be running a 0.002K this weekend to raise awareness for laziness.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Flirting when bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

Going viral on Reddit:

Trying to be cute today but my face isn’t cooperating.

Live now on Twitch:

My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.

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My age is news to me every single time I remember.

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Good things take time, that’s why I’m always late.

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The only sunscreen that’s 100% effective is abstinence.

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Everyone’s a gangster until the grocery store switches their aisles around.

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From a very young age, I knew that everyone was wrong and I was right.

If my memory gets any worse, I’ll be able to plan my own surprise party.

I can already feel that the day is going to seize me instead of the other way around.

Fact: Snow in November happens because people decorate for Christmas prematurely. You know who you are. Stop it.

I’m not lazy, I’m just highly selective about what I suffer for.

When I hear the word “horror”, the first thing I think of is bills, not Halloween.

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From a very young age, I knew that everyone was wrong and I was right.

Keep the laugh going 😂

If my memory gets any worse, I’ll be able to plan my own surprise party.

Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.

I can already feel that the day is going to seize me instead of the other way around.

Fact: Snow in November happens because people decorate for Christmas prematurely. You know who you are. Stop it.

I’m not lazy, I’m just highly selective about what I suffer for.

When I hear the word “horror”, the first thing I think of is bills, not Halloween.

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