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Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

Let’s all stand up against iron deficiency (but not too fast).

Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

Just told my kids it’s illegal to have the light on while we’re driving. I will not break this cycle.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

Sometimes, I feel like I need love, but the moment I finish eating, I realize I was just hungry.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

The horror of being warned that the person you’re about to meet is “fine once you get to know them”.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves while he does.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

People don’t have demonically glowing red eyes in photographs like they used to.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

Some should judge a little less and look at their lives a little more.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

Gonna mess with my husband by texting “send nudes” when he’s in a work meeting.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has downloaded:

The main difference between my dog and my kid is my dog responds to her name being called.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

Americans can choose from over 1,000 breakfast cereals but only two presidential candidates?

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Pregnancy is crazy. You really come home with someone you don’t know, with no teeth.

Spotted on TikTok:

“Bluetooth or Insane?” is a fun game we all play when we see a lone person speaking out loud in public.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

I’m really looking forward to another exciting year staring at my phone.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Mindfulness is out. We’re doing drugs again.

Trending via Telegram:

Due to unfortunate circumstances, things are no longer fergalicious nor bootylicious.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Why can’t my career pursue me instead?

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

My mom and all her opinions are visiting this weekend.

Breaking via WeChat:

An introvert walked into a bar. Just kidding. The introvert stayed home.

Shared recently on Instagram:

A Southerner dies every time you people type “ya’ll” instead of “y’all,” btw.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Police officer: please step out of your vehicle. Me: after this song, hold on.

Fruit and vegetables expire faster when you’re the one paying for them.

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So true! My fridge turns into a food retirement home as soon as I buy groceries. 🍎🥦😂

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Curious that talented athletes frequently credit God when they win, but we rarely see them blame God when they lose.

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I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.

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Incorrectly is the only word that, when spelled correctly, is still spelled incorrectly.

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I haven’t cleaned my shower in so long, it’s becoming a terrarium. Absolutely gorgeous.

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You better pray to whatever god you serve that this email finds you before I do.

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My theory is that women’s voices contain frequencies that men simply can’t hear.

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10 shares on X this month:

After a lot of experience, I can conclude that one can never actually cross “washing dishes” off the to-do list.

66 shares on YouTube this month:

I’ve been in a bad mood since like 2010.

94 shares on WeChat this month:

Job hunting has legitimately been the most demoralizing experience of my life. Nothing else will make you realize how little you can actually do.

70 shares on Reddit this month:

If we keep saving daylight, daylight will never learn to save itself.

37 shares on X this month:

“Don’t take this the wrong way!” Translation: Prepare for insult.

13 shares on Threads this month:

Hey, people, my age. Remember going into the computer lab at school?

56 shares on Facebook this month:

If I was a mythical creature, I’d be a Sighclops.

40 shares on X this month:

I don’t do exercise because one time I kneed myself in the face doing a burpee.

29 shares on Snapchat this month:

Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.

69 shares on Twitch this month:

Being famous on social media is like being rich in Monopoly. It’s not real, so calm down.

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Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

No one trashes your name better than the person who is terrified that you are going to tell people the truth.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

The best part about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that bed of yours – left, right, middle.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

I’m feeling sexy today. You’ve been warned.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

I’m at an age where, when I’m tying my shoes, I think about what else I can do while I’m down here.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

The cashier said, “Have a good day,” but she doesn’t mean it.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

“Well, this is no good. How do I turn it off?” – The first primate to experience consciousness.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

Some people are living bowel movement to bowel movement.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

Take a broken girl, fix her. And she will go back to the same guy again.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

If I’m too much, go find less. I’m not running a clearance sale.

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Shared recently on Twitch:

Of course, being a child is terrible. They don’t give you any money, and then make you watch commercials the whole time.

Going bananas on Twitch:

Shade coming from a tree bearing no fruit could never phase me. Carry on.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

It’s quite ironic that “strap on,” backwards, spells “no parts.”

Trending via Discord:

I often choose gift bags instead of wrapping, not just out of laziness, but also because I have the fine motor skills of a drunken panda.

Going viral on Telegram:

Drugs do not ruin your career. Drug tests do.

Going viral on Instagram:

Just realised if I have a kid, they’re likely to see the year 2100… WTF?

Spotted on TikTok:

I’m going to become more attractive or more delusional; I haven’t decided yet.

Seen just now on WeChat:

The cool thing about ignoring a notification is being surprised to see it over and over again.

Making waves on Reddit:

Nobody will know you’re stoned if you’re always stoned.

Breaking via YouTube:

If you meet me and I’m talking to myself, just keep walking. I’m self-employed and I’m in a meeting with senior management.

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Fruit and vegetables expire faster when you’re the one paying for them.

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Curious that talented athletes frequently credit God when they win, but we rarely see them blame God when they lose.

I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.

Incorrectly is the only word that, when spelled correctly, is still spelled incorrectly.

I haven’t cleaned my shower in so long, it’s becoming a terrarium. Absolutely gorgeous.

You better pray to whatever god you serve that this email finds you before I do.

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