Fruit and vegetables expire faster when you’re the one paying for them. Commentary:So true! My fridge turns into a food retirement home as soon as I buy groceries. 🍎🥦😂 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. Capri Sun tastes as if scientists had bet that they could make fruit juice without fruit. My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables. Bag of salad is the boxed wine of vegetables. Vegetables are actually pretty good when they’re fried.
