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Friendship is when you don’t tidy up before visitors arrive.

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Adulthood is realising no one cares about you, and the show must go on.

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I’m a simple person. All I need in life to be happy is to have everything go my way and work out how I want it to.

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Doomscrolling: because who doesn’t love anxiety as a hobby?

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The word ‘stan’ comes from the Eminem song “Stan” which is about one of his obsessed fans. What if Eminem named the fan ‘Dennis’? We could be saying, “I dennis Beyonce.”

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Adulthood is saying “but after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.

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They said I can never go back to that Vietnamese spot. They banh mi pho life.

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If you’re worried that you added too much cheese to the recipe, I am here to reassure you that you did not.

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Me gasping and flipping off the vultures as they circle above the running track.

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Being an iPad baby must be so exciting. Imagine going from nine dull months in the womb to playing Candy Crush.

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People will say stuff like “Well, at least if WWIII happens, I won’t have to go to work…” I think in your heart you know that’s not true.

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My future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriend’s lame jokes right now. Be patient, Queen, a true clown is on the way.

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When I’m feeling old, I like to visit my parents so they can push all my buttons until I lose my shit and just like that, I’m 16 again.

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Deleting the paragraph you wrote and texting back “ok” is a different type of self-control.

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“You never reply to messages.” I am just one person, okay? I am understaffed.

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No one shoots at your feet and tells you to dance anymore.

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The only thing that drains faster than my phone battery is my bank account.

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A car window made specifically for a dog to stick its head out of is called a sunwoof.

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Gravestone inscription: “Hey guys, I’m going to be taking a little break from social media”

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Some people have goals based on a summer body. Mine revolve entirely around the weight limit of my beach chairs.

Fun fact: sexual tension is more fun than the sex itself.

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Never let your job prevent you from acting unemployed.

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Once you find humor in any situation, you have nothing to fear.

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When the client says: “make it pop”, I have to ask myself whether he means my mind or the project.

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Better to be an overthinker than an overdrinker.

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‘Tis the season to wrap objects in colorful paper with the fine motor skills of a T-Rex.

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God, please, for once in my life, let me get what I want.

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When I say I like when older men tell me what to do, I am talking about Yoda and his teachings.

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New email opener just dropped: “I am interested in bothering you!”

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I wish I could throw tomatoes at comments.

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People make the mistake of keeping aubergines in the fridge, when in fact they should be kept in the bin.

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You know you’re getting old when the radio stations and bars play music you don’t like, but the supermarket is throwing out banger after banger.

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The best thing about driving in the snow is staying home.

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Thank you, Facebook memories, for constantly reminding me of the shitty taste in men I had for the majority of my life.

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“It’s not that deep.” Of course it’s not. With a shallow mind like yours, nothing ever is.

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You should be allowed to speed if good music is playing.

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The more water you drink, the more bathroom breaks, the less you work. Stay hydrated.

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Donnie Darko was also ahead of its time because the guy’s haunted by a giant Labubu.

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Social media is a great way to make new enemies.

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I love the smell of someone burning their last bridge with me.

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Welcome to your 40s. A random back pain will be assigned to you shortly, and you’ll never know what flares it up every time.

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If you tell me to watch until the end, the end better be in five seconds.

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Most people who have found themselves are amazed to discover that there is nothing there at all.

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I get it cicadas, I’m ready to scream for six weeks too.

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This Monday is Mondaying like it’s never Mondayed before.

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Whatever happened calorically this weekend can never happen again.

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Never let your job prevent you from acting unemployed.

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My wife rearranged the kitchen cabinets, and now I’ll never eat again.

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Went on a date with a guy who didn’t ask me any questions about myself, so it’s on him when he finds out about my husband.

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When people give me directions and they’re like “you can’t miss it,” I’m like, “Oh, you do not know what I’m capable of.”

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If you don’t laugh at my jokes then I will.

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Fun fact: sexual tension is more fun than the sex itself.

I wouldn’t trust a single one of you with a flying car.

If you were the birthday gift I bought my wife some months ago, where would you be hiding?

If you look close enough, everyone is insane.

I should be able to eat one huge meal a month, like a snake. This every-few-hours shit sucks.

I miss when men had big hair, louder feelings, and leaned over cars to declare their love.

My morning yoga routine has really helped shift my lower back pain into my upper back.

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Fun fact: sexual tension is more fun than the sex itself.

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I wouldn’t trust a single one of you with a flying car.

If you were the birthday gift I bought my wife some months ago, where would you be hiding?

If you look close enough, everyone is insane.

I should be able to eat one huge meal a month, like a snake. This every-few-hours shit sucks.

I miss when men had big hair, louder feelings, and leaned over cars to declare their love.

My morning yoga routine has really helped shift my lower back pain into my upper back.

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