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Who the hell keeps letting it be Monday again?

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If you can’t wow them with wisdom, baffle them with bullshit.

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A moment of silence for the paycheck that was in my account for five minutes.

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Please stop fighting with each other on the internet and start fighting with each other in real life. Life is short.

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My desire to be informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane.

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If he doesn’t like your fruit puns, you need to let that mango.

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Someone at work had a 25-year anniversary, and it took everything in me not to say she’s been working longer than I’ve been alive.

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I asked myself if I was the problem and we said no.

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Meetings are just podcasts I didn’t choose.

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It’s hard to believe that this long, crazy election will finally be over in a few months.

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The algorithm knows about that thing you like that you’re denying yourself of.

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People will say stuff like “Well, at least if WWIII happens, I won’t have to go to work…” I think in your heart you know that’s not true.

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Touched a tree and accidentally absorbed 400 years of wisdom and 2 squirrel secrets.

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I wish I loved anything as much as people love to say they are “thrilled” on LinkedIn.

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I feel like whoever named them rice cakes has never actually eaten a cake.

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Hey, if the Earth could stop air frying me, that’d be great.

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I was about to stop overthinking, then I thought of a giraffe having a sore throat.

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My five-year plan is to just see what happens.

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Flirting when bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

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Eating the rest of the donuts will keep me from eating donuts tomorrow. My logic is flawless.

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“Hope this email finds you doing well!” The email found me, therefore I am unwell.

When I die, I hope I’m remembered for my ability to take any bad situation and make it worse.

No matter how weird things seem to get, there’s always an episode of The Twilight Zone that was eerily similar.

They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year.

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Sometimes, before bedtime, I fall asleep on the couch. It’s my little sleep appetizer… my nappetizer.

Me, whenever I can easily do some yoga pose, “This can’t be right.”

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The role I play at family gatherings is that of the cousin that doesn’t show up anymore.

Money talks, but all mine ever says is goodbye.

Called in, “Hey, macarena!” this morning.

Funny that the Three Wise Men brought probably the three worst presents for a newborn baby.

One day you’re hip and cool, and then out of nowhere you say things like hip and cool.

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Every year I realize how dumb I was a year ago.

So many people say they love their Roomba, but you never see them set it free.

Women are so hot, I wish they were good people.

Mouse in a conference call: hold on, I’m gonna put you on squeakerphone.

The final act of love is not texting them happy birthday.

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