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Maybe the wolf from The Neverending Story still has nightmares about me, too.

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Incense sticks are just disappointing sparklers.

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People in my real life annoy me, so I come online to annoy you.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

I’m not joining no alternate Twitter app. If this gets taken down, I’m starting a family.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

Nobody should be blowing up Teslas. If you just wait a bit, they’ll probably do it by themselves.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

A dating app to meet other people with low IQ called OK Stupid.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

Does anyone have the number of the witch from Snow White? I need a few apples.

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Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

Good morning, may your coffee be strong and your boss not weird today.

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The part right before bench pressing when you’re laying down but not lifting is so good.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Which is it, brain? Does nothing matter or do I need to be anxious about everything?

Seen just now on YouTube:

My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.

Spotted on X:

Love crawling into bed like it’s a spa retreat, only to wake up like I survived a bar fight.

Live now on Threads:

If you think my posts are horrid, wait until you see the live stream of my colonoscopy.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat.

Just landed via YouTube:

I wish I loved exercising as much as I love not exercising.

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Did we do it, did we save the daylight?

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Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

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Some people are so fake, their lock screens don’t recognize them.

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Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

“Just circling back on this.” – “Take another lap.”

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

I appreciate the people that interact with me and I really appreciate the ones that don’t.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

Bought a pair of night vision goggles so that I can easily find the fridge at night without waking my wife.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

Do clouds ever look down on us and say, “This one is shaped like an idiot”?

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

Because it is Friday, I will allow one beautiful woman to invite me for drinks.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all: I watched Rebel Moon 2 and the Netflix app worked well. Showed me the entire movie. In color.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

Instead of making a sound, car alarms that go off at night should blast your name so everyone knows it’s your car.

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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re excited about your organized fridge.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

Be the reason your therapist reevaluates their entire career.

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Adulting looked way more affordable in the 90’s. I feel scammed.

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Reported on Slack:

The question is, what will kill humanity this century? Artificial intelligence or natural stupidity?

Reported on Threads:

The cool thing about being a procrastinator is, really bad ideas also don’t ever make it off the ground.

Shared recently on Discord:

I could never be in the mafia, those guys stay up way to late.

Going viral on Threads:

The only ex I cheated on is my exam.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Every homemade dinner counts as negative calories because of the exercise we get waving pillows at the smoke detectors.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Telling your parents about your problems is like trying to put out a fire with gasoline.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I’m on this new diet where I don’t consume anything that talks to me before the first coffee.

Just shared via WeChat:

I don’t think I’ve ever made the right amount of pasta.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I don’t always push on pull doors but when I do, I do it two or three times to confirm how dumb I really am.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Writers should get a direct line to the FBI so we can call them and give them a heads up when we’re googling ways to poison someone but just for a story.

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