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Babe, would it kill you to meow back?

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That awkward moment between birth and death.

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When society eventually breaks down and we are left to rebuild civilization, I hope there are people who still know how to make cheese.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

To all of you who have never tried blindfold archery: You don’t know what you’re missing!

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

If you can’t say anything nice, say something funny.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

Don’t invite me places. I was cesarean. I didn’t want to come out then and I certainly don’t want to now.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

I may be a beginner at some things, but I have a black belt in shopping.

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If you want to know who the bad guys are, it is the side who wants you arrested for memes and jokes.

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I ghost family members too, so believe me, bro — it’s not personal.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

Don’t worry. There is still hope for the summer: the rain should get warmer soon.

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Still writing the old year on all my ransom notes.

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Sometimes happiness is just having a good night’s sleep.

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Offering people sitting on the bus my standing room. Like it’s better.

Just landed via TikTok:

None of this matters and we are all going to die. Have a great weekend!

Seen just now on TikTok:

Mama didn’t raise no fool, I turned into one all on my own.

Spotted on Slack:

I’m not well rested. Sleeping Beauty was well rested.

Live now on Twitch:

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Just looked around and realized it’s everyone’s first time living.

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I am “I can’t remember the last time I went out on New Year’s Eve” old.

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The purpose of life is to go insane sooner or later.

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Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

If you listen closely, you can hear me not caring.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

Some people you look at or hear talking and think to yourself, the wheel may be turning, but the hamster is dead.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

I won’t bore you with my problems because all of my problems are fascinating.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

Welcome to your 40s, your level of cleaning is directly related to whether your guest can see without readers.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

I’ve tasted long-term relationships, I’ve tasted casual dating. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 9 p.m. ..!

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

“Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.” Yeah, because I won’t be leaving my bed.

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Stop eating around the bush or whatever the saying is.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

Called in, “I’m a time traveler. I came in today yesterday.”

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Women don’t apologize. They sleep naked and let you decide whether you are still angry or not.

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If I had a bf, I’d be a gf.

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Turtles made out of plastic, problem solved.

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If you know karate, you shouldn’t have to pay for stuff.

Just landed via WeChat:

There’s a cougar warning in my neighborhood, but apparently it’s just a big cat. I bought a case of wine coolers for nothing.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I can now tell the hour of the day by which part of my body needs a heating pad.

Seen just now on Discord:

Hear me out: agenda reveal parties for people we don’t trust.

Going viral on Reddit:

People that ask Grok “Is this true” are the reason our society is getting dumber by the minute.

Spotted on WeChat:

I can usually cope with the opinions of others because I don’t listen.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I SAID YES!!!!!! after I asked myself if I wanted a breakfast burrito.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Can drunk people actually not control their actions or is it just an excuse to do some crazy stuff?

Making waves on X:

Friday the 13th used to mean something. Now every day is awful.

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