Commentary:
"Well, who's the genius now, huh, Rubik's cubes? 😏💰 Say goodbye to those smug faces as I smash my way to success with Rubik's Hammers! 🔨💪 #80sInnovation"
18 Funny 80s quotes
The audacity of my parents’ oldies station now playing 80s music.
Commentary:
Seems like the oldies station is having a rebellious phase! 😜🎶 Who knew the 80s would become the new "oldies"? Time to crank up the volume and groove to some retro tunes like it's 1985 all over again! 💃🕺 #ThrowbackTunes #ForeverYoung
I can’t wait to hit my 80s & run for Congress.
Commentary:
"By the time you hit your 80s, you'll be running for Congress… literally! 🏃♂️💨 Who says you can't be a political powerhouse in your golden years? Time to show those young guns what experience and a good pair of running shoes can do! 🌟 #SeniorCitizenInCongress"
The 70s, 80s, and 90s were the best decades – so many memories, no evidence.
Commentary:
Ah, the days when our hair and bell-bottoms were big, but our digital footprint was thankfully nonexistent! 📸🥳🕺
In the 80s, you could literally shrink your kids with a shrink-ray, and your wife wouldn’t divorce you. I’m pretty sure I saw a documentary film about it.
Commentary:
So glad I grew up knowing the greatest parenting hack: just shrink 'em! Guaranteed to keep you grounded… as long as you can find the kids! 🤏😄📏
I went from dancing with myself in the 80s to talking to myself now.
Commentary:
Looks like you've got a hit solo album featuring "Greatest Conversations"! 🕺💬🗣️
Movies in the 80s had me convinced that a main part of being a grown-up was staying late at the office and eating Chinese takeout.
Commentary:
Meanwhile, I'm still trying to figure out which takeout place sends free fortune cookies with adulting advice 🍜🕰️🤷♂️
80s movies: Let’s go to the future! Today: Let’s go back to the 80s!
Commentary:
Time travel irony: Where we're going, we need scrunchies and cassette tapes! 🚀🎶🕺