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Soccer: I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new, beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty, sweaty, ruined one.

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As long as I’m alive, I can begin again and again and again, again and again and again, again and again and again.

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Stay humble, you are someone’s weird coworker.

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Do I work hard? No. But do I work smart to compensate. Absolutely not.

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The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.

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“What fresh hell is this?“ It’s actually the same hell as yesterday. Not fresh at all, really.

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My milkshakes bring all the bots to the yard.

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Sorry I can’t have a pleasant, safe and affordable life, my government said no.

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Humans can accomplish so much, unless it’s parking at a shopping center during the holidays.

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“Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?” Me, interrupting a couple fighting.

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Hike in groups. Bears like to have options.

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That sound when you close the cupboard and hear something fall inside, that’s the sound of somebody else’s problem.

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You’re my least favourite notification.

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May the algorithms be with you.

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The Christmas tree I’ve had up all year makes a lot more sense now.

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If you can figure out how to configure your default state to be slightly amused rather than slightly annoyed, you pretty much enter God Mode.

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Having a low-quality camera will definitely force you to keep your life private.

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Not to brag, but I finished an entire book in one sitting. I’m going to need some new crayons.

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Being gracefully unhinged is the only way to get through the everyday bullshit.

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I know everything is expensive right now, but just remember correcting people’s grammar online is still free.

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I was born to be wild, but only until around 9pm or so.

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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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I told my wife the laundry on the couch ain’t gonna fold itself, so if y’all don’t hear from me later, she probably folded me like an omelet.

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The real flex is how many wounds you can turn into wisdom.

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Yogurts should come in a five-pack, not a four-pack, or make the workweek four days.

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Don’t rub your happiness in people’s faces this Valentine’s Day. Let the couples enjoy themselves for once.

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First date idea: you bring me coffee in bed, and we snuggle all morning.

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Coke Zero sounds like a government pledge to eliminate fizzy drinks by 2030.

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Can I be 20 again? I know what to do this time.

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Someone at my job mentioned severance, and I was like, “Oh my God, I love that show,” and they said, “No, I’m about to get fired.”

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I’ve used dark mode so much that I’m physically repulsed by white screens now.

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I’m not afraid of ghosts because everyone who’s mad at me is still alive.

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I love my bed so much, what a place.

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Alcohol: When you want to run away from your problems without moving.

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Toddlers are like puppies, they don’t care if they’re dirty and smelly and they both have an affinity exploring the trash bin.

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I dreamed I won the lottery, so you can imagine how thrilled I was to wake up and get ready for work.

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The bad news is I forgot to wear my spaghetti-eating shirt. The good news is I have a new spaghetti-eating shirt.

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Some days you’re the shit and some days you’re the fan.

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Hate when I view someone’s story, and it’s their birthday.

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I have been touched inappropriately by the sun today.

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