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Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

Flies are literally obsessed with flying into a room, then pretending they can’t get out. Grow up.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

Being strange is exhausting.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

Sweet, but twisted. Does that make me a candy cane?

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

We used to have “spring, summer, fall, winter”. Today we have “drama, drama, drama, drama”.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

Ask your doctor if it’s right for you to eat oranges and pretend they’re planets and you’re a Greek god.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

Who you are before you have your coffee is the real you.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

Super excited about a brand new year full of questionable life choices.

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Going viral on Pinterest:

A freshly cleaned bathroom triggers an irresistible urge in men to trim their beard.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

You can be anything when you grow up. For instance, I am very tired.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

But are we sure that stomachs are meant to be flat?

Broadcasted on X:

Life is pretty much just a series of awkward and embarrassing moments, separated by snacks.

Shared recently on Discord:

The year I was born, getting a little far on that little scrolly thing.

Going viral on Threads:

To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my year book, I have some devastating news.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It’s like Facebook in real life.

Making waves on TikTok:

I used to work at McDonald’s and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I didn’t believe in karma until I was scheduled to work at 6am on a holiday.

Going viral on Telegram:

Shaking my head like an Etch a Sketch to get my thoughts right.

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Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

I have many talents, all equally un-monetizable.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

Don’t bother telling me where you’re from, I have no geographical knowledge and no sense of direction.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

I’m not a perfectionist. I’m more of a good-enoughist.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

I’ve done the math: If the month had 10 days, I would get by with my money.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

No one my age is single because they’re all unhappily married.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

I don’t need therapy, I need a bagel with cream cheese.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

Don’t tell me about your wild weekend. My TV remote died and I switched the batteries around, and now it’s working.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

I just ate, and now I’m going swimming, so I guess this is goodbye.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

Ok, hear me out: a reality show where billionaire CEOs have to live off of their lowest-paid employees’ salaries for a month.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

I couldn’t work at a zoo. I’d have a penguin in my car by the end of the shift.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on WeChat:

I need to eat healthier but donuts exist.

Reported on Reddit:

Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not having a job.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I’m not like other teenagers, I’m 51.

Spotted on Threads:

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.

Just landed via TikTok:

My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.

Making waves on Threads:

A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set.

Spotted on X:

Don’t forget to make everything about you today.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

I don’t freak out until I see the Buddhists freaking out.

Broadcasted on X:

I just think we should kiss. And kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss. But that’s just me.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I put the “pro” in procrastinate.

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