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Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

I keep pressing the space bar, but I’m still on Earth.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

At bedtime, I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

My brain says “Let’s do something exciting today” but my body says “Don’t listen to that fool.”

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

I have tasted sending long paragraphs, and I have tasted saying OK. I highly recommend saying OK.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

My role at Thanksgiving dinner is to Blair Witch it alone in the corner.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

In the morning: Tired! At lunchtime: Tired! In the evening: Tired! In bed: “Everybody dance now!”

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

I wonder what other animals we tried to ride before discovering that horses were cool with it.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

The Bloodhound Gang were very special because its music for 12-year-old boys, but every reference requires you to be 40 years old.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

My favorite part of socializing is when it’s over.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Facebook:

I was an ugly baby. It’s been downhill since then.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I’ve surpassed the need for coffee, for I have evolved into a higher state of awesome.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I’ve been blocked by better.

Going bananas on Facebook:

Eating healthy requires a second job.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

The good old days, when you didn’t have to charge your watch and it didn’t constantly remind you how fat you were.

Going viral on Slack:

Plot twist: a Mission Impossible movie where the mission is in fact impossible.

Just shared via Messenger:

By my second “could we change the subject?” I could feel the job interview going south.

Going viral on Slack:

I’ve decided that I’m going to underthink today.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I hate it when someone gives me a valid solution to my problem and I have to find something new to complain about.

Trending via Snapchat:

I was once told that if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. Due to this, I’ve been observing a vow of silence since 1997.

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97 shares on Telegram this month:

Men will ask you zero questions about yourself, and then say they never met anybody like you.

83 shares on Instagram this month:

If you want to make God laugh, inhale some helium then tell Him your plans.

48 shares on Facebook this month:

I need an Apple Watch that tracks when my patience runs out.

99 shares on WeChat this month:

Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

49 shares on Threads this month:

Sorry I’m late — I was standing in the shower, thinking about stuff.

52 shares on Twitch this month:

The most dangerous drinking game I play, is seeing how long I can go without coffee.

41 shares on Pinterest this month:

You think you’re raising your kids right, and then one of them decides to be a fan of your football team’s arch rival.

16 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m at the age where I see a huge, beautiful mansion in a movie and think, “How much does it cost to heat that house in the winter?”

28 shares on Twitch this month:

You only live once and thank God for that.

90 shares on Threads this month:

Date night idea: fight another couple.

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Hot Jokes 💥

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Men don’t chew on toothpicks all day anymore.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ‘k’ instead of ‘ok’?

21 folks are currently checking 👀

There’s a disgusting pervert at the bar watching pornography over my shoulder.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Showering & getting in bed is literally one of the best combos ever.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

‘I love reading!’ says the woman who loves owning books.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Of course your crush is going to leave their spouse for you. That’s how delusions work.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

She’s a 10, but she says ‘Orwellian’ when it’s clearly ‘Kafkaesque”.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I bet she doesn’t even laugh at your dumb jokes the fake way I did.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,486

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

Just had a crazy revelation: you can eat in the airport after your flight, too.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

I modeled my morning routine on the humble rooster. Wake up, scream, wander around.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has downloaded:

We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, “I’ve decided I want to be cremated.” I said, “Alright, get your coat.”

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

Toys R Us went out of business because their mascot was a stupid giraffe when it could’ve been a toy dinosaur called the Toysaurus. It was right there man.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

If she reads Bukowski, she’s not looking for love. She’s looking for someone who will ruin her creatively.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

Hotel towels are always the worst. So thick and fluffy that I can’t even close my suitcase.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

“There’s something beautifully intimate about never speaking to a person again.”

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

Instead of making a sound, car alarms that go off at night should blast your name so everyone knows it’s your car.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

Everyone’s gangsta until they spot a double rainbow in the sky.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

Every laptop should have a “cat” button that disables the keyboard so they can nap.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via LinkedIn:

My age is news to me every single time I remember.

Spotted on Discord:

Have you ever noticed that when you step on someone’s foot, they open their mouth? It’s like a folding trash can.

Just shared via Discord:

There is no bigger lie than “fun for the whole family”.

Going viral on Messenger:

They say the human body is 60% water, but after extensive observation of my husband and son, I’d like to submit a revision to the data. Those two are at least 50% wind.

Going viral on Reddit:

I don’t need a psychic to tell me which planets make me sad. It’s earth.

Just landed via TikTok:

I skip questions on exams like I’m gonna be a different person when I come back to them.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I stopped writing “Feel free to reach out if you need anything else” at the end of my emails because please don’t do that.

Broadcasted on Discord:

You can tell a lot about someone by the stuff you make up in your head about them.

Spotted on Facebook:

I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.

Just shared via TikTok:

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

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