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Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

Some people are like clouds. When they go away it’s much better.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

Not much is worse than that feeling of going back to work after a lunch, or a vacation, or just going to work in general.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

Folding laundry is like packing to stay home.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

Do you also sometimes turn on the TV just so you have background noise or am I weird?

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

Is it just me, or were we promised a totally different frog-to-prince ratio?

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

Are you stupid, sand? You could just lay here forever on this beautiful beach, but no, you have to try with all you’ve got, to get into my shoes.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

Life is full of questions. Idiots are full of answers.

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Making waves on TikTok:

Make sure you stock up on condoms, so you don’t produce any more idiots.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.

Trending via Telegram:

We’re limited only by our imagination and some federal agencies.

Going bananas on Threads:

On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet.

Trending via YouTube:

People will be like “there is no right or wrong way to do it” until you do it the wrong way.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

It’s so much easier to suggest solutions when you don’t know too much about the problem.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

So crazy to just be living every day through the slow-motion car crash of escalating fascism, and it’s still like, “Aww, man, I have to go to the dentist.”

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Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

Call me a glitch, cause I’m definitely messing with your system.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

Apparently, responding to a wedding invitation with “maybe next time” is wrong. I know that now.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

I have friends in high places (birds).

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

That “so we done?” be saving the relationship every time.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

Why did they call it an AI-generated picture and not a ‘fauxtograph’?

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

Hobbies include being misunderstood.

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Seen just now on Discord:

Bands are always like “here’s another song”. Yeah, no shit, that’s pretty much all you do.

Just landed via Reddit:

The subtle art of surviving this life with grace and dignity.

Trending via Twitch:

I want to be rich enough where I’m not offended by the price of beef jerky.

Spreading quickly via X:

I am the proud father of two content providers. I mean children. Two children.

Trending via Twitch:

My wife and I always eat dinner as fast as possible so we can have a popsicle.

Going viral on Instagram:

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Just landed via Discord:

If you’re lost in the woods, start talking loudly about politics. Someone will come to argue with you.

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