Funny alligator quotes

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  1 day ago

  Share →: I’ve never wrestled an angry alligator, but I have taken off a wet sports bra in the middle of summer. So, same thing.

  Commentary:
  That wet sports bra deserves an Olympic gold for wrestling! 🐊🤣🌞

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sign at the zoo says “don’t stick your hand in the alligator cage”. Thanks, but I’ll do my own research.

  Commentary:
  🐊🚫 Sign at the zoo: "Don't stick your hand in the alligator cage." Well, that's sound advice, but who needs it? I'm more of a hands-on learner anyway. Just call me the Croc Whisperer! 😆 #AlligatorShenanigans

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The Masters would be a lot more interesting if there were starving alligators roaming throughout the golf course.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out, golfers! Forget about the sand traps, it's hungry alligators you should be wary of now! 🐊⛳️ Who will come out on top – the golfers or the gators? It's a whole new level of excitement at The Masters! 😂"

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