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Some people are like sunglasses: your day just becomes so much brighter when you accidentally drop them off the side of the boat.

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Note to self: No more bitching about ugly furniture with people at IKEA whose home you haven’t been to yet.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

I just ate, and now I’m going swimming, so I guess this is goodbye.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: Jill ate her friend’s sandwich VS Jill ate her friend’s colon.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here trying to remember how to spell “definitely”.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

Not gonna lie, the age I’m turning this year sounds a little serious, and I don’t like it.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has viewed:

I was in a good mood until I realized not only was it not Friday it wasn’t even Thursday.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

I wait all week for the weekend just to aggressively do nothing in five different outfits.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

Women only want one thing, and it’s the power to cast men who tell us to smile right into a pit of giant venomous serpents.

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I only go for nature walks with people I can outrun.

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Age regressing by coughing like a toddler, with my tongue out.

Going viral on Messenger:

Super excited about a brand new week of questioning all my life choices.

Just shared via Instagram:

You’re not lazy, you’re just buffering in HD.

Trending via Instagram:

Toddlers negotiate like tiny mob bosses: it’s the hard way or the harder way.

Live now on Facebook:

Nobody rots in bed like I do.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

My soulmate is chocolate cake.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

When you said “let’s circle back to that in the new year” and now it’s the new year.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I am officially at the age where old people think I am young and young people think I am old.

Just landed via Telegram:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here hating myself more.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Never go to bed angry. Stay up and finish the argument like an adult.

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Oh, the classic case of "flawless execution… until it's not!" 🙈 Don't worry, you're not alone in the art of making a decision seem like an Olympic event only to end up face-planting at the finish line! 😂 Always remember, it's the journey that counts, not just the destination… or in this case, the aftermath! 🤷‍♂️ #DecisionMakingDrama

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Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

Thunder is fake. It doesn’t even sync up properly with lightning. There’s some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

My favorite part of socializing is when it’s over.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

Pets don’t talk because the moment they do, the government will tax them.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

My dog just looked me in the eye and said “no one is gonna believe you”, then took a nap.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

You can just enjoy kombucha. You don’t need to go on a tirade about cleansing your gut.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

I’m confused how a cemetery can raise its funeral prices and blame it on the cost of living.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

I’m going to start reading books again, as soon as I finish the internet.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

People out there having five-year plans, and here I am waking up just hoping I remember what day it is.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

My signature move is to tell men that I can’t hear them because I have my headphones in when I quite visibly don’t have headphones in.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Twitch:

My new coffee table book, “Accidental Screenshots,” is available for pre-order now.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I hate when people call my phone! I don’t use it for that.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

The “Wooooooooo” track from sitcoms should play whenever you kiss someone in real life.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Men love when you ask them to explain something to you. It is considered a sign of deep respect in their culture.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

I need a six-month vacation twice a year.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.

Trending via Telegram:

Trying to decide what to burn for dinner, so I can order pizza.

Shared recently on Discord:

Autumn at last. Sitting on the sofa all day with a blanket and tea and watching movies. Just like in summer, but with a blanket and tea.

Making waves on Twitch:

Getting drunk was invented by Big Text to make you send more texts.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

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