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Parenthood is so crazy. We’re really out here getting bullied by the people we made.

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I’ve never been cut in half by a magician, but I have worn jeans on Thanksgiving. Same thing.

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British people be like “I’m Bri ish” cause they drank the “T”

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If you want your kid to play with their toy just give it to your other kid. Follow me for more parenting hacks.

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I followed my heart. It led me to the fridge.

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One person’s logic is another one’s “what the heck?”

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That urge to nap between 3pm – 5pm is no joke.

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HR: “Please complete our anonymous survey.” My boss then later: “Don’t forget the survey, HR said you are the last one from our team.”

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If you accuse me of yelling, you will start to hear yelling so you can note the difference in the future.

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I successfully avoided the red-eye flight and got the much milder pink eye flight.

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No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.

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The older I get, the more I understand why Grumpy Old Men exist.

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I don’t understand the desire to rock climb. We have stairs for that now. Problem solved.

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Without freedom of speech we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

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I wanna date someone cuter than me, but sadly I am the cutest.

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Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”?

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The endings of Lost and Game of Thrones each cost me a television.

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Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

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Multitask? I can barely unitask.

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Did we do it, did we save the daylight?

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It’s Mother’s Day Eve so remember to leave out a bottle of wine for Mom when she comes down the chimney.

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“Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”

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I’ve used dark mode so much that I’m physically repulsed by white screens now.

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Don’t date coworkers. Being the hot coworker nobody at work has a chance with is always the best role to play.

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Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it.

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If I had a boyfriend, I’d watch him dig a hole at the beach and be like, “Wowww, baby, good job. That’s a beautiful hole.

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I wonder if Van Halen realized they were writing music just to lift weights to.

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Called in, “Let’s make this simple. What excuse haven’t I used yet?”

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Never skip the footnotes – it’s here you find out who made the author angry enough to write the article.

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When I write “I hope this email finds you well” I’m referring to the email’s skills in tracking you down.

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My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

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The same mosquito kept biting me last night. It probably thought it was at a wine tasting.

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Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat?

Making waves on Reddit:

Dinosaurs are always described as “roaming” the earth, which is patronizing as hell, I bet they had places to go and important shit to do.

Just landed via Threads:

Took a personality test and the results just said “uh-oh”

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Is it better to beat someone to the punch or punch someone to the beat?

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I wish I had a pair of skinny genes.

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Combining breakfast and lunch: Brunch. Combining wine and dinner: Winner.

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They should invent a man who is being genuine when he says things to me.

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I have now learned the moonwalk. It’s visually the coolest way to get fresh dog poop off the soles of your shoes.

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