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Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

You ever get road rage while walking behind someone moving slowly at the grocery store?

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

Due to unforeskin circumcistances …

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

It’s so embarrassing when attention seekers feel the need to tell everybody it’s their birthday in, like, every conversation, which, for me, would be today, by the way.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

My fridge turns into a food retirement home, as soon as I buy groceries.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

I tiptoe near my medicine cabinet because I don’t want to wake my sleeping pills.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

November moving quicker than two lesbians who met three days ago.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

Boxes of pasta don’t need a plastic window. I believe pasta is in the box.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

You can’t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on social media every day.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

WhatsApp calls should indicate whose internet is poor to avoid unnecessary arguments.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

Kids should get the last name of whichever parent has more followers.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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241 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,510

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,510

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Snapchat:

I can’t finish cleaning up my room because I get distracted by all of the cool stuff I find.

Spotted on Threads:

When I die and y’all go through my search history, you’ll be disappointed to find mostly just definitions for very common words that I wasn’t sure I was using correctly.

Breaking via Messenger:

To be fair, a dumpster is like one of the safest places to have a fire.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Saw a big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes, acting like he’s me.

Live now on YouTube:

Lois Lane said, “Clark?” like she didn’t just make out with that same jawline in spandex twelve hours ago.

Going viral on X:

When someone is in a Christmas eve panic, I always find that “well, maybe you should have thought of that sooner” is a helpful phrase.

Shared recently on YouTube:

It’s a beautiful day to ignore your existing problems and create new ones.

Making waves on Slack:

I’m gonna put “CEO of Blockbuster Video” on my resume because who are they gonna call to confirm?

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Packed all my meds into one bottle for a trip and accidentally invented the best trail mix.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

48 shares on Facebook this month:

I am so full of love and anger, like a lava lamp.

88 shares on X this month:

I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a tweet or a close friends story.

56 shares on Twitch this month:

Jump to recipe is the closest thing we have to teleportation.

69 shares on TikTok this month:

There are too many neglected emojis.

84 shares on Telegram this month:

Santa doesn’t check the naughty list anymore, he just checks social media.

48 shares on Threads this month:

You get to choose which path you take. I see some of you have chosen the psychopath.

95 shares on Twitch this month:

When I’m on hold and the song ends, I always expect someone to pick up the phone.

33 shares on WeChat this month:

If she replies to your sarcasm with more sarcasm, that’s a whole life.

52 shares on Pinterest this month:

The Epstein files are real, but they can’t figure out how to convert them to a PDF.

13 shares on Facebook this month:

You hit a couple of curbs, take out a trash can and all of a sudden it’s “you can’t drive”.

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Hot Jokes 💥

7 folks are currently checking 👀

What many call beauty can just be wiped off 90% of the time.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Damn, all this overthinking and I still be making dumb decisions.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

I didn’t expect to have such strong feelings when the subtitles said “smooching” while the actors were kissing.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Please don’t delete your post. Yes, it was pretty stupid, but my reply to it was a masterpiece.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

If you shouldn’t go food shopping when you’re hungry, then you should definitely not go clothes shopping when you’re naked. Trust me on this.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

If I worked for UPS, there would be a 100% chance I’m falling out that open door when I turn a corner too fast.

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If snails are so slow, why don’t we ever see them coming? It’s just BAM, there’s a snail.

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Sure, you can invite more people to the plans we made 2 months ago. The more, the merrier. Also, I’m not going now.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Sorry, I’m late. I was trying to convince a bathroom hand dryer that I exist.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

241 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,510

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,510

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,683

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

Sex is cool and all, but have you ever tried obsessing over a mediocre person who’s just not that into you.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

The lioness does not concern herself with the pile of clothes she moves between bed and chair every day.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

Be gentle with me, I’m from the 1900s.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

All I know for sure is that I could be wrong.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

Girls flirt by orbiting your general location like an electron.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

On the upside, my kids are helping with the dishes. On the downside, my kids are helping with the dishes.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

People be like “bear with me” and they don’t even have a bear with them.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

Cocktails can be tricky, because they taste like juice, but then the next thing you know… you can’t walk.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

We’d never met, or even spoken, but I could tell just from gazing into her pale blue eyes I had stepped on her toe.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

The most difficult thing you’ll do as a parent is not rearrange the ornaments after the kids put them on the tree.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Threads:

At the plastic surgeon: Please, Doc, help me. My Barbie doll has appendicitis.

Going viral on TikTok:

“Bye, have a great day, I’ll see you after school”, I tell the orange in my kid’s lunch.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

(To my coworker that’s a year younger than me) You’re like a son to me.

Trending via Facebook:

I wish I was waking up and going to the airport.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Sometimes somebody will share something from way back in my timeline, and I’ll think, “Oh God, what all did they see to get there?”

Seen just now on Instagram:

Stop wasting your money on beauty products. The secret to looking young is to wear a baseball cap with a propeller on it.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I bet being full feels so good for the moon.

Spotted on TikTok:

“You’re so self-aware!” Thanks, it’s ruining my life.

Going viral on Reddit:

I’ve discovered I have a logic fetish, I just can’t stop coming to conclusions.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Back in the good old days, we didn’t have to trim our toenails, they just got wore down naturally from running from dinosaurs.

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